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Gandalf: My friends, we have come a long way from the Shire. How far are we from home?
Frodo: Home? What is home, Gandalf? Is it a place, or a feeling, or a memory?
Sam: Home is where the heart is, Mr. Frodo. And our hearts are with you, wherever you go.
Merry: Home is a state of mind, Gandalf. A state of peace and harmony with oneself and the world.
Pippin: Home is a dream, Gandalf. A dream that we can never return to, but that we can always cherish in our souls.
Gandalf: No, no, no. You misunderstand me. I don't mean home in a metaphorical sense. I mean home in a literal sense. How far are we from the Shire?
Frodo: The Shire? Why do you ask about the Shire, Gandalf? Is it not a mere speck of dust in the vastness of Middle-earth?
Sam: The Shire is more than that, Mr. Frodo. It's our birthplace, our heritage, our identity.
Merry: The Shire is a symbol, Gandalf. A symbol of innocence and simplicity, of joy and laughter, of friendship and loyalty.
Pippin: The Shire is a legend, Gandalf. A legend that will inspire generations to come, of brave hobbits who faced evil and darkness with courage and hope.
Gandalf: Enough! Enough with your poetic nonsense! I don't care about symbols or legends or dreams! I need to know how far we are from the Shire!
Frodo: How far? How can you measure distance, Gandalf? Is it not relative to the observer and the observed?
Sam: Distance is an illusion, Mr. Frodo. It's not how far you go, but how you feel along the way.
Merry: Distance is a perspective, Gandalf. It's not how many miles you travel, but how many experiences you gain.
Pippin: Distance is a mystery, Gandalf. It's not how long you walk, but how much you learn.
Gandalf: Stop it! Stop it right now! You are driving me mad! I don't want to hear any more of your philosophical babble! I want to hear a number! A number!
Frodo: A number? What is a number, Gandalf? Is it not an arbitrary construct of the human mind?
Sam: A number is a tool, Mr. Frodo. A tool that helps us organize and quantify reality.
Merry: A number is a concept, Gandalf. A concept that reflects our understanding and appreciation of nature.
Pippin: A number is a joke, Gandalf. A joke that makes us laugh at our own ignorance and folly.
Gandalf: That's it! That's it! I give up! I give up on you all! You are hopeless! Hopeless!
Frodo: What's wrong with him?
Sam: I don't know, Mr. Frodo. Maybe he's tired.
Merry: Maybe he's hungry.
Pippin: Maybe he's lost his marbles.
Frodo: Home? What is home, Gandalf? Is it a place, or a feeling, or a memory?
Sam: Home is where the heart is, Mr. Frodo. And our hearts are with you, wherever you go.
Merry: Home is a state of mind, Gandalf. A state of peace and harmony with oneself and the world.
Pippin: Home is a dream, Gandalf. A dream that we can never return to, but that we can always cherish in our souls.
Gandalf: No, no, no. You misunderstand me. I don't mean home in a metaphorical sense. I mean home in a literal sense. How far are we from the Shire?
Frodo: The Shire? Why do you ask about the Shire, Gandalf? Is it not a mere speck of dust in the vastness of Middle-earth?
Sam: The Shire is more than that, Mr. Frodo. It's our birthplace, our heritage, our identity.
Merry: The Shire is a symbol, Gandalf. A symbol of innocence and simplicity, of joy and laughter, of friendship and loyalty.
Pippin: The Shire is a legend, Gandalf. A legend that will inspire generations to come, of brave hobbits who faced evil and darkness with courage and hope.
Gandalf: Enough! Enough with your poetic nonsense! I don't care about symbols or legends or dreams! I need to know how far we are from the Shire!
Frodo: How far? How can you measure distance, Gandalf? Is it not relative to the observer and the observed?
Sam: Distance is an illusion, Mr. Frodo. It's not how far you go, but how you feel along the way.
Merry: Distance is a perspective, Gandalf. It's not how many miles you travel, but how many experiences you gain.
Pippin: Distance is a mystery, Gandalf. It's not how long you walk, but how much you learn.
Gandalf: Stop it! Stop it right now! You are driving me mad! I don't want to hear any more of your philosophical babble! I want to hear a number! A number!
Frodo: A number? What is a number, Gandalf? Is it not an arbitrary construct of the human mind?
Sam: A number is a tool, Mr. Frodo. A tool that helps us organize and quantify reality.
Merry: A number is a concept, Gandalf. A concept that reflects our understanding and appreciation of nature.
Pippin: A number is a joke, Gandalf. A joke that makes us laugh at our own ignorance and folly.
Gandalf: That's it! That's it! I give up! I give up on you all! You are hopeless! Hopeless!
Frodo: What's wrong with him?
Sam: I don't know, Mr. Frodo. Maybe he's tired.
Merry: Maybe he's hungry.
Pippin: Maybe he's lost his marbles.