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Discussions held between myself and krisd81 yesterday and today. (The first being today, the others being yesterday as I watched Penelope.)

Me: who puts carrots in a cobb salad, wtf

Me: not even slices, carrot SHAVINGS

Kris: hahahahhaa

Me: like come lost it with a peeler

Me: come?

Me: come??

Me: I meant to say 'someone'

Me: WOW.

Kris: how

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"Call Misha Collins; they're trying to break a seal" is now my favourite thing ever. Thought you should know.

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I thought buttrape was your favorite thing ever. Or maybe assholery.

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Duh, that's the seal they're trying to break. Misha Collins needs to help. He has a tyrannosaurus prick.

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If by 'seal' you mean 'hymen' and by 'break' you mean, uh, 'break'.

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I AM MEETING MISHA COLLINS IN TWO WEEKS I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOOO. WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR WHAT AM I GOING TO SAY I NEED TO SOUND INTELLIGENT AND INSTEAD I WILL PROBABLY PANIC AND BLATHER SOMETHING RETARDED ABOUT CHAGRIN. OH GOD OH GOD.

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"Hello, Mr. Collins, I really respect and appreciate your work REGARDING SPARKLY TIARAS AND MULTIPLE ONLINE WIVES OH JESUS SOMEONE KILL ME."

Tell me the exact day you'll be boogying down in the Bay Area. Also, I can get to the train station in that area, but a WHERE will help me plan bus routes from there.

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"Ahahaha hi omg um wow um hi it's really-I'm really pleased to, uh, omg um hi!!!!!!!!!!!"

Smallcaps fail. :|

We're coming down March 31st (Tues) and leaving the morning of Thurs 2nd April. And uh. I gotta get exact addresses. *facepalm*

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I can either come over for one day or ask someone off the internet for a place to crash overnight. :\

Also, will there be drinking? Because I'm down with drinking, but unfortunately horrifically underaged.

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\o/ WANK IS EXACTLY AS MUCH FUN AS IT LOOKED.

And you know I love it when you defend me like that.

(I wish the userpic you'd used had been the teamtacle raep one, just to affront her EVEN MORE.)

??WHEN DID I DENY ASEXUALITY, I DO NOT KNOW.??

Sorry, wanted to tell you my opinions here instead of, you know. In front of her.

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LOL FOREVER.

I have learned that everything posted to ffr must be worded PERFECTLY and everything SPELLED OUT EXACTLY. And even then people will misunderstand you.

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IT GETS MORE FUN WHEN YOU STOP CARING WHETHER YOU ARE CORRECT, AND THEREFORE STOP ARGUING. THEY JUST KEEP TRYING TO STAY ON-TOPIC.

Also, it astounds me how many people re through other comments and threads. And then recognize a need for their opinions and set out to provide.

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Hey, I do that. DON'T JUDGE MY OPINIONS. Everyone needs my opinions.

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Oh, hey, "YOU DAZZLE ME MISHMISH. WHERE IS YOUR CRABCLAW THO."