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Discussions held between myself and krisd81 yesterday and today. (The first being today, the others being yesterday as I watched Penelope.)
Me: who puts carrots in a cobb salad, wtf
Me: not even slices, carrot SHAVINGS
Kris: hahahahhaa
Me: like come lost it with a peeler
Me: come?
Me: come??
Me: I meant to say 'someone'
Me: WOW.
Kris: how freudian slip of you
Me: you bring it out in me, mother
Me: I MEAN LOVER
--
Kris: OMG I've heard a terrible news
Me: TERRIBLE TERRIBLE NEWS
Kris: you know Death at a Funeral?
Me: ...Not personally? Heard of it. What?
Kris: LOL
Kris: well it's BRILLIANT
Kris: okay? British and awesome
Me: THAT'S TERRIBLE
Kris: so now MARTIN LAWRENCE AND CHRIS ROCK are doing a remake
Me: NO
Kris: which is going to be AWFUL
Me: NO NO NO
Me: WHAT
Me: I CAN’T EVEN
Kris: stupid black toilet humour!
Kris: IKR???
Me: WHY IS CHRIS ROCK ACTING STILL
Kris: WHY?????
Kris: I DO NOT KNOW
Me: THIS SHOULD NEVER BE
Kris: I KNOW
Me: CALL MISHA COLLINS, THEY’RE TRYING TO BREAK A SEAL
Kris: bwahahahahhahahahahah ILU
Kris: also
Kris: never ever suggest calling Misha Collins
Kris: KTHXBAI
Me: BUT he's the closest thing to a Castiel in THAT FABLED LAND CALLED IRL
Kris: still
--
Me: NGFELNGJKFDWA
Me: MCAVOY'S ANGSTING IN A TREE
Me: WITH A HAT ON
Me: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Kris: no I don't
--
Me: but like
Me: uuuuuuuuuuh
Me: what was I saying?
Kris: idk
Me: Christina Ricci is hot in a wedding dress sorry
Me: her torso or something idk
Kris: right
Kris: I like her best as Wednesday still
Me: fhdjskfldhsaj
Me: THAT WAS HER
Me: All I could think of was her in Rose Red
Me: but now I think of it, yeah, that was her
Kris: yes, that was her
--
Me: mmmm, pinstipe suit
Me: this ricci chick is hot
Kris: it's the name
Kris: I’m sorry, but it is.
Me: Probably.
Me: OH MY GOD
Me: WAS SHE THE CHICK IN CASPER?
Kris: DUH
Me: WHAT THE FUCK
Me: MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD AND I COULD NOT HAVE PUT NAME TO FACE UNTIL THIS DAY
Kris: ahahhaahhahaha you're so lame
--
Me: I spent a really long time utterly ignoring actors, okay
Me: but not I like NOTICE them and shit
Kris: how can youi IGNORE actors?
Me: HFKJDSLNHJFKADS I WAS TEN
Kris: they're usually the only reason iwatch movies for
Kris: oh
Me: ...through sixteen?
Kris: hahahahah seriously
Me: AND THEN RPS HAPPENED
Me: AND I KNOW WHO THEY ALL POTENTIALLY SLEPT WITH AND WHEN
Me: except apparently this ricci chick
Me: who puts carrots in a cobb salad, wtf
Me: not even slices, carrot SHAVINGS
Kris: hahahahhaa
Me: like come lost it with a peeler
Me: come?
Me: come??
Me: I meant to say 'someone'
Me: WOW.
Kris: how freudian slip of you
Me: you bring it out in me, mother
Me: I MEAN LOVER
--
Kris: OMG I've heard a terrible news
Me: TERRIBLE TERRIBLE NEWS
Kris: you know Death at a Funeral?
Me: ...Not personally? Heard of it. What?
Kris: LOL
Kris: well it's BRILLIANT
Kris: okay? British and awesome
Me: THAT'S TERRIBLE
Kris: so now MARTIN LAWRENCE AND CHRIS ROCK are doing a remake
Me: NO
Kris: which is going to be AWFUL
Me: NO NO NO
Me: WHAT
Me: I CAN’T EVEN
Kris: stupid black toilet humour!
Kris: IKR???
Me: WHY IS CHRIS ROCK ACTING STILL
Kris: WHY?????
Kris: I DO NOT KNOW
Me: THIS SHOULD NEVER BE
Kris: I KNOW
Me: CALL MISHA COLLINS, THEY’RE TRYING TO BREAK A SEAL
Kris: bwahahahahhahahahahah ILU
Kris: also
Kris: never ever suggest calling Misha Collins
Kris: KTHXBAI
Me: BUT he's the closest thing to a Castiel in THAT FABLED LAND CALLED IRL
Kris: still
--
Me: NGFELNGJKFDWA
Me: MCAVOY'S ANGSTING IN A TREE
Me: WITH A HAT ON
Me: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Kris: no I don't
--
Me: but like
Me: uuuuuuuuuuh
Me: what was I saying?
Kris: idk
Me: Christina Ricci is hot in a wedding dress sorry
Me: her torso or something idk
Kris: right
Kris: I like her best as Wednesday still
Me: fhdjskfldhsaj
Me: THAT WAS HER
Me: All I could think of was her in Rose Red
Me: but now I think of it, yeah, that was her
Kris: yes, that was her
--
Me: mmmm, pinstipe suit
Me: this ricci chick is hot
Kris: it's the name
Kris: I’m sorry, but it is.
Me: Probably.
Me: OH MY GOD
Me: WAS SHE THE CHICK IN CASPER?
Kris: DUH
Me: WHAT THE FUCK
Me: MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD AND I COULD NOT HAVE PUT NAME TO FACE UNTIL THIS DAY
Kris: ahahhaahhahaha you're so lame
--
Me: I spent a really long time utterly ignoring actors, okay
Me: but not I like NOTICE them and shit
Kris: how can youi IGNORE actors?
Me: HFKJDSLNHJFKADS I WAS TEN
Kris: they're usually the only reason iwatch movies for
Kris: oh
Me: ...through sixteen?
Kris: hahahahah seriously
Me: AND THEN RPS HAPPENED
Me: AND I KNOW WHO THEY ALL POTENTIALLY SLEPT WITH AND WHEN
Me: except apparently this ricci chick