GENERATION 10:3
Claire's developed her father's sanitary habits. Yummm.
You know, I don't think they pay you to clean their bathroom while they're using it. Yuck.
Claire is up to her old whining.
I invited her friend over to see if she would stop. It worked...
For like five minutes.
Here's father and daughter looking dorky in their matching celebrity chef costumes.
And here is Claire, whining.
Cody likes to get up at ungodly hours and serve lobster, even though no one is awake and it's crusty by morning. This happens on a nearly nightly basis.
Oh, look, Bridget's no longer infertile. thank you family size hack
Good thing Todd has been being Mr. Mom. He is flipping baby obsessed.
The wandering eye Corinne developed as a teen has started wandering again. Thank God she hasn't tried kissing Todd yet.
"So, about those oil prices..."
"They're really busting my bank!"
Aww, there's my little D student. It might help if you actually went to school more than 50% of the time, Claire.
Then started bawling for no reason. Alrighty then.
The twins' birthday!
Camden.
Caleigh.
Todd likes to go around the house and get pissy about my decorative choices like he's a damn art critic. His fun goes up while doing it, too.
Bridget: Bitch, please. I know you used to wear make-up. Do I have to remind you what you looked like that day the matchmaker dropped you on the lawn?
Bridget's pregnancy was, without a doubt, the WORST sim pregnancy I've ever had to deal with, and it didn't help that there were 7 (including 2 toddlers!) others to take care of. She passed out every five minutes (at least 10 times that I counted), peed herself on a regular basis, went into aspirational failure...
...And died of starvation. :[
(K, so I had to relocate the festivities in the living room, because no one could get to the reaper. Note the mysterious floating instant meal that has materialized above Bridget. Hmm.)
Corinne pleads very ... animatedly for her sister's life.
Caleigh crawls over her aunt's dead body like nothing is happening. I swear to God, she never stops smiling.
Corinne beat ol' Grimmy.
And Bridget shows her some sisterly love for saving her life.
Jess was in the kitchen, burning the house down. Some higher power just wants all the Levesques to die, I think.
The next morning, Bridget goes into labor while her husband sniffs his smelly pits.
A few minutes later, she welcomes her first (AND ONLY. NO MORE PREGNANCIES FOR YOU, UNDEAD GIRL.) child into the world. It's a boy, Jordan, with Bridget's skin, Todd's eyes, and.. well, they both had red hair.
Did I mention how much Claire likes to play in puddles? This was ONE puddle when she started.
I put an end to her puddle-stomping so she could come and blow out the candles.
She bitches about her make-over. What else is new?
But I happen to think she looks great, so fuck her. She's a good blend of her mom and dad. She rolled romance.
Gee, I wonder who's the brains of the family.
Corinne: "Honey, what do you think of my gourmet salmon dinner? I think the sauce really makes it!'
Jess: *retch*
Elyse drops by to bitch at me for selling her bed. Nyah.
She wakes Caleigh up with her screaming. I told you, she never stops grinning.
Then she went to scare her son. She's always smiling when she spooks people.
This is Claire's potty-training face.
Claire also seems to be a bit of an exhibitionist. Well, she is a romance sim, I suppose.
Hey, it's Claire's only childhood friend who has mysteriously grown into a teenager for quick and easy smooching to make Claire stop bitching!
Well, that was easy.
Hey, just because you're boytoy #1 doesn't mean you can eat the food.
Claire looks horrified when Aunt Bridget mentions marriage. Definitely a romance sim.
Twin birthdays. Again.
Here's Caleigh. I thought she was a Claire clone, since they had the same personality, but she looks a bit different. Odd. Anyway, she looks a lot like Corinne. Pretty typical Levesque-child.
And here's Camden, and he is so cute that I want to reach into my monitor and pinch his pixelated cheeks. AWW. He looks a lot different than the kids this legacy has been pouring out since Generation 6ish.
(I was so like "HEIR!!!!111one" and then I realized I have no heir anymore. :[)
And there they are together. They're like, exact opposites in features. Caleigh's got her mom's eyes and nose and Jess' mouth, and Camden's got Jess' eyes and nose and Corinne's mouth.
One more birthday...
Caleigh is being a ham. "HEY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO!"
Jordan looks a lot like Todd. I don't see much Bridget in him at all.
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So, there you have it. :D I should be studying for midterm exams, but oh no! I seem to have left my textbooks at school. I guess I'll just have to play Sims. :D