Skydiving without a parachute: you know how this ends.
Um. We were at the house yesterday, and Giles' father was reading the Capital Region section of the paper after Bronwyn was finished with it. He turns to her and says, "How could you not find this funny?"
http://timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=694514&category=SCHENECTADY&BCCode=LOCAL&newsdate=6/9/2008
And the woman called her landlord before the police. "Someone fell onto the roof and broke in two. I swear it wasn't my fault. Please don't charge us a fee."