(Oh my sweet latke-covered Jesus -- aka Promptfest, Yuletide-Style)

[leupagus]

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Secret Satan, er, Santa Part 2

[jazzy_peaches]

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The third day, it's just a simple index card. And so much more than that.

The card reads: Level 2B, SL 73, 98-05-41

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Danny takes the elevator in the station to Basement Level 2, and finds Storage Locker 73. It's locked with a combination lock, and Danny spins the numbers: right 98, left 5, right 41. He opens the door to a blast of cold air and a flash of white.

He blinks a few times, and when his eyes adjust, he almost thinks he must have been knocked out. In the middle of the room is a real, living Christmas evergreen, decorated with lights and popcorn strings. Next to it is a side table with two mugs of cocoa and Christmas cookies (homemade; Danny would suspect Gracie if the frosting work wasn't so shoddy). Garland is strung along the walls, and stockings with each of the FIve-O members' names on are hanging from it.

And on the floor, swirled around Danny's feet, was snow.

Danny bends down to touch it; it's man-made, but realistic. Cold and powdery, and Danny clenches one fist in it before standing to face Steve, who's hovering near the tree with his hands in his pockets, grinning.

Danny shakes his head and can't help his own smile. "What the hell?" he asks.

Steve shrugs and comes closer, until he and Danny are holster to holster. "Had to stop your fuckin' mouth somehow, " he says, badly imitating Danny's Jersey accent.

"I'll stop your fucking mouth," Danny retorts, and kisses him-

-and almost immediately pulls back, gagging. Cherry Cordial Kisses. Disgusting.

"You Christmas heathen. You would like the bastard Hershey's flavors."

Steve looks offended, but before he can comment, Danny switches into detective mode.

"Ok, so I get the kisses now -do not even," he adds when Steve opens his mouth with a smirk. "And...this," he gestures to the room, "But why the stupid, annoying snowman?"

Steve narrows his eyes a little. "Gracie didn't like it?"

And for that Danny has to kiss him, gross cherry breath and all.

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I don't know if Danny is Jewish; if he is, I'm sorry? And also, if he is, I expect a holiday armadillo in the H50 Christmas episode.

Re: Secret Satan, er, Santa Part 2

[swing_set13]

This is amazing. ♥

OMG THE ARMADILLO!!!!

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[jazzy_peaches]

Yay thank you! ♥

OMG SOMEONE GOT THE REFERENCE!! HOLIDAY ARMADILLO FTW.

Re: Secret Satan, er, Santa Part 2

[swing_set13]

THE ARMADILLO NEEDS TO BE THERE!!!!

Re: Secret Satan, er, Santa Part 2

[jazzy_peaches]

OR ELSE WHO WILL EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF HANUKKAH???

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[swing_set13]

EXACTLY!

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[bloody_american]

Oh dear baby Jesus in a manger. This is unbelievably cute and awesome and awww~

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[jazzy_peaches]

Hahahaha thank you so much~ :)

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[jayj530]

So cute! And of course Steve got him a present for Grace. Great job!

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[jazzy_peaches]

Thank you! And of course he did. It's Danno's achilles heel. ;D

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[jayj530]

This is very true. And Steve is not above using underhanded methods to get what he wants. =D

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[kelly_girl]

This was awesome! Loved the twist of Steve getting Gracie something.

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[jazzy_peaches]

Thank you so much! I'm glad you liked it. And Steve figures he could fuck around wooing Danny, or, he could just go through Gracie. He is efficient. XD

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[leupagus]

This is pure GOLD. Thank you so much for sharing this -- I was clasping my hands to my heart the whole time, being like DANNY CAN'T YOU SEE STEVE IS TRYING TO WOO YOU.

Re: Secret Satan, er, Santa Part 2

[jazzy_peaches]

Thank you! lol Steve considered investing in a neon sign but he couldn't find anyone who would make it in the shape of a gun.

I'm glad you liked it! Thanks for sharing your prompts with us!

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[and_ed]

This was adorable, first...and second...HOLIDAY ARMADILLO! Yes - I got that reference, too. =)