(Oh my sweet latke-covered Jesus -- aka Promptfest, Yuletide-Style)

[leupagus]

Before I forget, Roommate Kate is conducting a poll regarding her Wipvember works; she's promised to finish the one that gets the most votes. And I'm not telling you how to vote, but YOU SHOULD ALL VOTE FOR HER TO FINISH THE FELON!BONES AU. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME GUYS, DO NOT FAIL ME.

In other news:  because God loves me and forgives me for being

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[imntsaying]

I have some really fucking HUGE hearts in my eyes right now, to the point where I said AWWWWW really loud and my office mate looked at me funny ;D

BAD BAKING IS THE BEST PROMPT EVER. With possible setting off of smoke alarms, and bonus Gracie being bossy about the sugar cookie decorating and Steve being totally her bitch (which of course, puts giant hearts in Danny's eyes)!

Aw. Aw. Happy place, for sure.

[leupagus]

Is this what you want as a prompt, or does this mean that you will WRITE IT? BECAUSE I THINK YOU SHOULD. *bounces excitedly*

[swing_set13]

THERE, I FILLED ONE. :D
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The ringing of the smoke alarm is the first warning that Danny gets when entering the McGarrett residence followed closely by Grace. The second is the yelling.

"Oh my God, Steve!" yelled Mary over the smoke as she flung open one of the kitchen windows.

Danny had already preemptively covered his daughter's ears. Grace wrinkled her nose at the charred sugar smell that permeated the house.

"What is going on?"

Steve jumped from where he was trying to rescue the burnt blobs from the oven. "Jesus, Danny. Do you ever knock?"

"Excuse me, Martha Stewart. The door was unlocked."

"The commander couldn't even make Pillsbury cookies," cackles Mary from the dining room. "I'm using your credit card to order take-out!"

Steve glares at his sister where he stands awkwardly holding a smoking baking sheet wearing a pineapple printed apron. Danny and Grace shared a look.

"We brought pie," chirps Grace holding up the box in her hands. "Danno made it."

[leupagus]

So cuuuuuuuuuute -- and Gracie, you are the most adorable thing ever. Way to show everyone that your dad actually is a functional human being, unlike some pineapple-apron-wearing jackasses.

[frikatilhi]

It's Rachel's turn to have Grace for Christmas and Danny misses her. Steve understands.

[leupagus]

"Do I even want to know what you're doing here?" Steve asks

[frikatilhi]

OMG THIS. \o/

In my head, the next thing they do is get wasted and wake up in bed with fifty mistletoes or something.

[imntsaying]

Ok, one, THIS IS WONDERFUL OMG, and two slippers!! Eeee! You are so ready to come hang out here ;)

[kelly_girl]

Danny has a secret Santa and tries to figure out which member of his team is leaving stuff in his office.

Secret Satan, er, Santa Part 1

[jazzy_peaches]

This got schmoopy. Hope you enjoy it anyway!The first day, it's a bag of Hershey's kisses

Secret Satan, er, Santa Part 2

[jazzy_peaches]

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The third day, it's just a simple index card. And so much more than that.

The card reads: Level 2B, SL 73, 98-05-41Danny takes the elevator in the station to Basement Level 2, and finds Storage Locker 73. It's locked with a combination lock, and Danny spins the numbers: right 98, left 5, right 41. He opens the door to a blast of cold air and a flash of white

Re: Secret Satan, er, Santa Part 2

[swing_set13]

This is amazing. ♥

OMG THE ARMADILLO!!!!

[misspamela]

Wait, wait, before I give a prompt, can we discuss Steve's hips in that picture? THEY DON'T LIE, is all I'm saying.

[leupagus]

THEY ARE BEING HONEST WHEN THEY SAY "I AM IN LOVE WITH THAT WEE WEE MAN OVER THERE, DON'T DENY ME."

[svilleficrecs]

With snowballing?

[leupagus]

... just for that YOU have to write this one.

[la_vie_chanson]

My mind went yay porn! then it went - no maybe he gets a snow machine - then I went back to yay porn!