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You know what’s weird? There are a LOT of older scene people at Trader Joes during the night. Like a lot of skinny jean and heavy eyeliner wearing 35 year olds. I say good for them, but it’s okay to come out during the day. Also as my mom would say “Love the muffin top. Surround the muffin top. COVER the muffin top.” Basically, pull up your pants so your beer gut isn’t hanging out.
There are also a lot of 40+ year old guys who like to stare at my ass. It’s like yes, I know I’m wearing sort of short shorts in a 50 degree grocery store, but really? How old do you think I am? I couldn’t pass for more than like 16. You don’t need to stare at my ass as I bend down to get the ice cream. Thanks.
There are also a lot of 40+ year old guys who like to stare at my ass. It’s like yes, I know I’m wearing sort of short shorts in a 50 degree grocery store, but really? How old do you think I am? I couldn’t pass for more than like 16. You don’t need to stare at my ass as I bend down to get the ice cream. Thanks.