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Xander's Magical Cock

Jan 31, 2006 04:19

BECAUSE I OWN MY CRACK!FIC.

And because I love southernbangel, and these things about Chuck Norris.

( Cut because not everyone loves Xander's Cock. But that won't last. So, if you don't want to read about it--Xander's Cock will come make sweet love to you and you sure as hell will. )

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killerweasel January 31 2006, 22:39:40 UTC

*dies*

That's hysterical. :P

lettered February 1 2006, 00:27:50 UTC

Ask not what you can do for Xander's Cock . . . but what Xander's Cock can do for you.

:o)

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lettered February 1 2006, 00:29:34 UTC

It's already the t-shirt at the Xander's Cock Con.

Do or do not. There is no try. Unless you are Xander's Cock, and they you do all three.

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lettered February 1 2006, 02:46:21 UTC

Er . . . Actually, you might be there already. The Big Bang happened as the fireworks opening of Xander's Cock Con.

semby January 31 2006, 22:55:07 UTC

I now see the beauty of Xander's Cock. Thank you!

lettered February 1 2006, 00:30:50 UTC

Xander's Cock lifts us up where we belong.

While His Testicles bench press tons.

kita0610 January 31 2006, 23:49:22 UTC

I love you. Again. Still. More. Something.

timeofchange February 1 2006, 00:02:15 UTC

Oh, yeah. What Kita said.

lettered February 1 2006, 00:38:31 UTC

Only Xander's Cock is dead right more often than Kita. :o)

lettered February 1 2006, 00:37:48 UTC

Only Xander's Cock is not rendered incoherent when faced with Xander's Cock.

And yes. Xander's Cock can speak. And sing songs.

lostakasha January 31 2006, 23:50:48 UTC

Xander's Cock never pulls out. It is up to Fairy!Spike to know when to push away.

:::laughed so hard at this that I passed coffee pixie dust through my nose.

lettered February 1 2006, 00:39:46 UTC

When Fairy!Spike pushes Xander's Cock away, Xander's Cock multiplies in size to maintain the same distance.