[After re-grownup-fication: A communication of apology and commendation to all personnel.]
As doubtless you've all been informed, those crew members and others who recently accidentally regressed to childhood have been restored to their proper ages.
With memories of the past week intact and also knowing what I do about my original childhood, I wholeheartedly apologize for any chaos, destruction, emotional trauma, and/or general mayhem I may personally have caused. I was...not entirely myself. Yet.
Thank you for, as always, your patience and professionalism in dealing with this unusual situation and with the extra security precautions put into place for the duration, which have now been lifted.
Admiral Christopher Pike
With memories of the past week intact and also knowing what I do about my original childhood, I wholeheartedly apologize for any chaos, destruction, emotional trauma, and/or general mayhem I may personally have caused. I was...not entirely myself. Yet.
Thank you for, as always, your patience and professionalism in dealing with this unusual situation and with the extra security precautions put into place for the duration, which have now been lifted.
Admiral Christopher Pike