I Think My Blood-alcohol Level Reached 50 Proof
Well everyone, I turned 21 years of age on the 20th of this month. Another close friend of mine turned 21 on the 13th of this month. So what do you think I have been doing lately you ask? Not staying sober thats for sure. A bunch of my friends decided to get together this past weekend in Tallahassee and see how much booze we could consume. And believe me it was a lot. We had 19 bottles of 1.75 Jack, rum, Smirnoff vodka, tequila, Southern Comfort, and some others I can't remember. (alcohol does that to you) However, I don't think many of you know how much 19 - 1.75 bottles is, but thats ok. Another friend of mine, Ben, had a camera to take pictures of the holy spectacle. Needless to say, I woke up not knowing where I was. However, now I would like to tell my version of the wacky party where all of this madness happened.
Here we go. The party was held at Stan's apartment, who is a good friend of mine. Stan rooms with 2 guys, Marshall and Matt. At around 6 at night me, Greg, Ben, James (Ben's bro), Stan, Marshall, and Matt all end gathering at Stan's apartment. Now around 7 we all start a great game of P&A. We all get a good bit of liquor in our systems and just as the game starts to slow down(because we started having trouble remembering the rules) 4 girls show up that Marshall invited. I will give them names since I haven't a clue what their real ones are. Slut, Mild-slut, shortstop, and Pinky. The first 2 I'm sure you get, but shorty was really short and had 2 long pigtails, and Pinky had big boobs and a tight pink shirt. Now after several more rounds of drinks, since the girls have to catch up, the guys start hitting on the girls to win a night of lovin'. But to be honest I didn't hit on them very much because I was here to hang with my friends. When it came to conversations it was like choosing between your best friend and a tree stump. So I made my choice. Greg and Stan made the same choice as me, but the others were still trying to pair off. Around 11 I started to fall asleep, but before I did these are the funny pairings that I saw. Marshall had already slept with most of them but he decided to go with the Mild-slut that night, and they locked themselves in his room. Pink and Ben were both College Track people so they were laying together on the floor, and ended up sleeping on the floor together. Slut and James were off somewhere by themselves most of the night(Thank god-he needed a woman) And the funniest pair ended up being Greg and Shortstop. Before I fell asleep Shortstop was all over Greg, and not just in a flirting way. She was rubbing and grabbing his arms, his chest, his hair, and his balls. Now what makes it so funny is that Greg didn't really want her, and he had to pull her off of him several times. So I laughed myself to sleep watching Greg fend off a midget nympho. All in all, not a bad 21st birthday.
I go to parties sometimes untill four.
Its hard to leave when you can't find the door. ~ a band I can't remember the name of
Here we go. The party was held at Stan's apartment, who is a good friend of mine. Stan rooms with 2 guys, Marshall and Matt. At around 6 at night me, Greg, Ben, James (Ben's bro), Stan, Marshall, and Matt all end gathering at Stan's apartment. Now around 7 we all start a great game of P&A. We all get a good bit of liquor in our systems and just as the game starts to slow down(because we started having trouble remembering the rules) 4 girls show up that Marshall invited. I will give them names since I haven't a clue what their real ones are. Slut, Mild-slut, shortstop, and Pinky. The first 2 I'm sure you get, but shorty was really short and had 2 long pigtails, and Pinky had big boobs and a tight pink shirt. Now after several more rounds of drinks, since the girls have to catch up, the guys start hitting on the girls to win a night of lovin'. But to be honest I didn't hit on them very much because I was here to hang with my friends. When it came to conversations it was like choosing between your best friend and a tree stump. So I made my choice. Greg and Stan made the same choice as me, but the others were still trying to pair off. Around 11 I started to fall asleep, but before I did these are the funny pairings that I saw. Marshall had already slept with most of them but he decided to go with the Mild-slut that night, and they locked themselves in his room. Pink and Ben were both College Track people so they were laying together on the floor, and ended up sleeping on the floor together. Slut and James were off somewhere by themselves most of the night(Thank god-he needed a woman) And the funniest pair ended up being Greg and Shortstop. Before I fell asleep Shortstop was all over Greg, and not just in a flirting way. She was rubbing and grabbing his arms, his chest, his hair, and his balls. Now what makes it so funny is that Greg didn't really want her, and he had to pull her off of him several times. So I laughed myself to sleep watching Greg fend off a midget nympho. All in all, not a bad 21st birthday.
I go to parties sometimes untill four.
Its hard to leave when you can't find the door. ~ a band I can't remember the name of