Daughter: Well, you knows this singer. He's called something with S.
Mother: I don't think I know him.
Daughter: Some really strange name. With S!
Daughter, stressed: His songs are often played solely with the trumpet!
Mother, unnerved: I really don't think I know who you're talking about.
Mother: *goes to toilet*
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Mother: You don't mean Freddy
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