BLEACH

[lepidoctor]

is officially my new crack.

Several observations:

Urahara is a pedo.

Someone needs to remove the stick from Ishida's ass.

Byakuya's voice is fucking sexy.

How gay is appearing in a shower of flower petals?

How gay is comparing the size of your Soul Slayers, seriously?

That Gin guy is one smiley motherfucker.

Comments

[2metaldog]

I did warn you.

Urahara is a seriously twisted, kinky fucker.

Ishida needs the stick removed and a dick substituted.

Byakuya is... Byakuya and I think he's a mascho sub of the Nth degree.

I think Gin and Aizen may become some of your favourite characters.

And if you thing Bya has a sexy voice, wait until you hear Zangetsu's *quivers*

[lepidoctor]

How is Urahara is a kinky fucker and how do I find that out? 8D

Byakuya is a sub?? O_O No way.

Yeah, Aizen seems like a good guy but Gin seems really annoying.

Isn't Zangetsu Ichigo's Soul Slayer? You mean that old, scarred man?

[2metaldog]

You just know with Urahara *smirk*.

In my head, Bya is a sub. he has big time control issues and I think the only way he can relax is to be a serious sub in a BDSM relationship. He does some pretty hardcore shit that will make you go whoa. I don't think he's a pain slut, but he might be close.

Aizen is... you'll see. Gin is... complicated and I'm still out on what his real motivations are.

Zan is Ichigo's personification of his sword. I swear to god, the guy could read me a grocery list and I'd turn into a quivering puddle of sexual satisfaction. There is a reason my OTP is Zan/Ichi (my OT3 is Zan/Ichi/Shiro).

I think the old scarred man you refer to is the Captain-General Yamamoto and no, I don't find him particularly attractive. I have written a rather violent NC-17 fic with him and Mayuri but I've still no idea where that came from.

[lepidoctor]

O_O.... how do you even know all that?

Oh, I meant that time when Urahara was trying to make Ichigo a Shinigami in that shattered shaft thing, and the strange scarred middle aged man appeared in this dream like thing and told him to open the box with the Shinigami powers inside.

Now I can finally read all your Bleach fics and actually understand them =_=;