BLEACH

[lepidoctor]

is officially my new crack.

Several observations:

Urahara is a pedo.

Someone needs to remove the stick from Ishida's ass.

Byakuya's voice is fucking sexy.

How gay is appearing in a shower of flower petals?

How gay is comparing the size of your Soul Slayers, seriously?

That Gin guy is one smiley motherfucker.

Comments

[2metaldog]

I did warn you.

Urahara is a seriously twisted, kinky fucker.

Ishida needs the stick removed and a dick substituted.

Byakuya is... Byakuya and I think he's a mascho sub of the Nth degree.

I think Gin and Aizen may become some of your favourite characters.

And if you thing Bya has a sexy voice, wait until you hear Zangetsu's *quivers*

[lepidoctor]

How is Urahara is a kinky fucker and how do I find that out? 8D

Byakuya is a sub?? O_O No way.

Yeah, Aizen seems like a good guy but Gin seems really annoying.

Isn't Zangetsu Ichigo's Soul Slayer? You mean that old, scarred man?

[2metaldog]

You just know with Urahara *smirk*.

In my head, Bya is a sub. he has big time control issues and I think the only way he can relax is to be a serious sub in a BDSM relationship. He does some pretty hardcore shit that will make you go whoa. I don't think he's a pain slut, but he might be close.

Aizen is... you'll see. Gin is... complicated and I'm still out on what his real motivations are.

Zan is Ichigo's personification of his sword. I swear to god, the guy could read me a grocery list and I'd turn into a quivering puddle of sexual satisfaction. There is a reason my OTP is Zan/Ichi (my OT3 is Zan/Ichi/Shiro).

I think the old scarred man you refer to is the Captain-General Yamamoto and no, I don't find him particularly attractive. I have written a rather violent NC-17 fic with him and Mayuri but I've still no idea where that came from.

[lepidoctor]

O_O.... how do you even know all that?

Oh, I meant that time when Urahara was trying to make Ichigo a Shinigami in that shattered shaft thing, and the strange scarred middle aged man appeared in this dream like thing and told him to open the box with the Shinigami powers inside.

Now I can finally read all your Bleach fics and actually understand them =_=;

[2metaldog]

Bleach is my crack (along with dolls and a few other things).

Zan isn't scarred. I think he's pretty hot actually. I'd do him. Although, I'd be happier watching him do Ichigo *leers*.

I've got quite a lot of Bleach fic. Several are songfics and if you want the tune, just lemme know and I'll up it for you. I also seem to do the weird/rare/unusual pairings in Bleach. I don't know why.

And that whole Bya as a sub thing? I have him in that kind of relationship in my WIP Dare To Live. There's 5 pairings in that, BTW.

[lepidoctor]

@_____@ How do you even find the time for so many fandoms

I didn't get a good look at Zan, there was just a lot of black, and hair. I just started season 1 where they're breaking into the Court of Pure Souls with that cannonball thing.

[2metaldog]

*laughs* I don't know.

I'm trying not to be all spoilery. But there is some good interaction between Zan/Ichi in later episodes and even in the movies.

[lepidoctor]

Nah, I don't mind spoilers. So how much do I have to know to be able to follow your fics? I tried to read them but didn't get them so I gave up.

[2metaldog]

Most of what I've written comes after the events of the Soul Society arc (what you're currently watching right now). A few things are after the Bount arc (the one immediately after what you're watching right now), the Hueco Mondo arc or just the Winter War/Zanpaktou arc.

DTL doesn't have a time set for it, but I do make reference to things that happened in the Hueco Mondo arc (this is quite a bit beyond where you are watching wise).

Learning To Fly kinda requires you at least have basic knowledge of the Hueco Mondo arc as 2 of the characters in it appear then.

[lepidoctor]

O_O (completely blank)

At least I know who's who now, so that should help! I finally get all the Bleach jokes told to me over the past years >_>; Like the Bankai one. I still don't get the Harem no Jutsu one (but I think that's Naruto)

[2metaldog]

Yes, the harem no jutsu is Naruto. It's an offshoot to his sexy no jutsu where he turns into a curvy, naked girl who's all bright eyed and innocent and willing to do anything.

[lepidoctor]

-_-" what the.

Okay, now I get the stripping no jutsu one too.

Too bad nothing like that in Bleach ever happens. The action sequences are cool, though, my inner child is like "OMG AWESOME FIGHT SCENES"

[lepidoctor]

NOW I see what you meant by OTP (who's shiro?). Right now Ichigo is fighting his Hollow(?) self who is using Zangetsu.

You got any fics of that? XD

[2metaldog]

Do I have any fics of that? Do yaoi fangirls squeal when they see men kissing?

http://2metaldog.livejournal.com/248756.html
Main Bleach fiction list. Pairings are listed. For the most Zan/Ichi/Shiro, DTL is your best bet.

[lepidoctor]

If bishonen screw in a forest and no one is around to hear it, do they make a sound? XD

[2metaldog]

Of course they do. There's lots of groaning and moaning and begging for the seme to stop/don't look there/don't touch there (which the seme ignores as he knows the uke doesn't really mean it).

Then there's the sounds. Slurps, thrusts, squelches, badabumps and possibly doki doki (just for good measure).