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[lepetitrouge]

Hear ye, hear ye, in light of my suspension* from school, office hours are temporarily expanded from 9am-12pm and 1pm-3pm until Thursday. Take advantage while you can.

*There was an anti-choice rally in front of the school this morning, and while some airheads were dancing around on the other side of the lawn with "My Body, My Choice" regurgitated

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[lepetitrouge]

We have to hand in permission slips, indicating our parent or guardian's approval of our exposure to... uh... knowledge.

[maleficentia]

Lawsuit.

[lepetitrouge]

Oh, if only. But that would involve among other things my guardian giving a shit, which I think, along with the locusts and that other junk, is one of the signs of the apocalypse.

[maleficentia]

Jesus on a swingset--I'll pay for it. Somehow, I imagine you'd take care of yourself, with or without the guardian on your birth certificate.

[lepetitrouge]

I am totally going to start saying "Jesus on a swingset."

I may take you up on that. But uh, after I graduate. These people have enough paperwork to totally cockblock my diploma if I rock the boat now.

Wait, they put your guardian on your birth certificate? I thought your parents' names chilled there forever?

[maleficentia]

No, you're correct. I was assuming.

I wonder if I could sue independently.

[lepetitrouge]

God no. I am not related to Anser. He just signs shit for me.

Maybe I'm wrong because most people just don't have the cash to burn, but don't you have to have some kind of personal stake in whatever you're suing over?

[maleficentia]

Well, that's something. You'll be free of the jealous old fop soon enough, I imagine.

Puritannical censorship offends me. Is that personal enough?

[lepetitrouge]

Like I let little things like genetics get in the way, anyway.

Proooobably not. But go for it. I bet the ACLU would have your back.

[maleficentia]

Fight the power, as they say.

Name of your school? I can at least hire someone to give them trouble.

[lepetitrouge]

Last week The Man was Big Oil, but this week it is totally human biology.

I'm kinda gonna have to keep that to myself. You seem cool at all but I have mad problems with predatory types. Not saying you are, but I've got nothing saying you aren't.

(Man, other people get magic powers - I get an internal magnet for creepy dudes and can pull off red. It's a cruel world.)

[maleficentia]

Well, that's understandable. I'll begrudge you taking away my potential litigation, though. For the record, of my many crimes, pedophilia is not one.

[lepetitrouge]

Hey man, you just gotta earn your way out from under that bigass cloud of suspicion. It can be done.

Gold star.

[maleficentia]

And why would I want to do that? Fear is so entertaining.

I'll thank you not to usher me back into high school.

[lepetitrouge]

Because I am a unique and beautiful snowflake? So you can do your lawsuit. Duh.

What kind of fancy high school did you go to? We don't have sticker funds here.

[maleficentia]

Much as I'm sure I would enjoy flaying the prudes alive (in the figurative liturgical sense, you understand), I'm not inclined to adjust my character for the sake of justice.

Perhaps it was closer to elementary school.