Workin' nine 'till three
What a way to make no livin'
Can't afford to pee
Toilet paper's unforgivin'
Climbin' up a tree
In the hopes of finding kittens
In the city any possums are slim pickin's!

Yeah. I have to amuse myself by writing bad lyrics to Dolly Parton songs.

"I've got a few things to do and then we'll get to those prices," he says, and then sits at the computer and plays cards.

And he has the nerve to suggest that the reason these prices are so slow coming is because I don't get onto him enough about it? When this is the response I get when I do ( Read more... )