wild running
I went to bed a 2:30 in the morning and I was wakened up by mother at 6 something in the morning. I wanted to hit her. So she decided to put clothes in both of the dryers and another have another load waiting to be dried. I had to get my ass up to dry clothes. I was using my cell phone timer so that it could wake me up to get the clothes. I was trying to go back to sleep but my mom called me and was asking if I got the clothes yet. That was a little annoying to me because I was tired and I had things under control. Once the clothes were all dried I went back to bed. I got up officially a 10:35 and Maury was half way over. This was the first time this summer that I didn’t watch a whole Maury show. Haha. I saw the world premiere of Paris Hilton’s Music Video…Stars are blind. I actually like the song because its kind of fun. It’s so beachy. The Video sucked but got figure …it Ms. Paris. I’m surprise she wasn’t walking down a runway. Later on I had to fold those damn clothes it was about two weeks worth of clothes (me, mom, and dad shit). Well at least I did my parts. Well today I had funny things in my head today. I thought I’d share a little word play with you all.
Okay so you’re out with a dude and he’s not being rude on anything but he thinks that he has you wrapped around his fingers. You just say the words, “Burger King.” He’ll be like, “Burger King?” You say… “Yes baby, Burger King …because you ain’t having it your way tonight boo.” Also “Clink Clink” is a good one to. That means you are getting no ass tonight. If you’re man ain’t acting right you just say “Clink Clink.” He’ll be like “What in the Hell does that mean?” Well you’ll know. That’s right boo.
Okay so there’s a whore that you just can’t stand to be around. She pisses you off one day… You just say “Seven Eleven Bitch” meaning Her legs stay open 7 days a week and 24 hours a day or Better yet call he “Wal-Mart” that’s even a better way of saying that. To cover that shit up you just say “girl lets go get a slurpee child.” Just an inside joke for yourself.
My best friend was talking to this ugly girl… she was a butterhead. Meaning everything look good but her head. That’s one of the new codes of the streets. I just learnt that one. Well today is all right. I'm feeling good. I little tired but I think I’m gonna hit a nap in a few.
Okay so you’re out with a dude and he’s not being rude on anything but he thinks that he has you wrapped around his fingers. You just say the words, “Burger King.” He’ll be like, “Burger King?” You say… “Yes baby, Burger King …because you ain’t having it your way tonight boo.” Also “Clink Clink” is a good one to. That means you are getting no ass tonight. If you’re man ain’t acting right you just say “Clink Clink.” He’ll be like “What in the Hell does that mean?” Well you’ll know. That’s right boo.
Okay so there’s a whore that you just can’t stand to be around. She pisses you off one day… You just say “Seven Eleven Bitch” meaning Her legs stay open 7 days a week and 24 hours a day or Better yet call he “Wal-Mart” that’s even a better way of saying that. To cover that shit up you just say “girl lets go get a slurpee child.” Just an inside joke for yourself.
My best friend was talking to this ugly girl… she was a butterhead. Meaning everything look good but her head. That’s one of the new codes of the streets. I just learnt that one. Well today is all right. I'm feeling good. I little tired but I think I’m gonna hit a nap in a few.