Silliness - The Milk Scale
It came up in conversation recently that while I like (cow's) milk, I'm picky about it. So I present to you -
The Milk Scale
Level 1 Milk = Fresh milk. Yummy. Suitable for drinking straight from a glass. (Not the jug, cmon now!)
Level 2 Milk = Good Milk. Not a yummy as level 1, but you won't notice any difference if you pour it in your cereal. Can be drunk as chocolate milk. (This is why I always buy chocolate milk if I buy it from the cafeteria at work.)
Level 3 Milk = Okay Milk. Suitable to use for baking cookies or making macaroni and cheese. Might be usuable for hot cocoa. (needs more research. ;) Not drinkable.
Level 4 Milk = Sour. Smells bad, not suitable for anything. Throw it out!
Level 5 Milk = Chunky. Ew ew ew, don't even open it, just throw out the jug and all.
Anyone else like this?
The Milk Scale
Level 1 Milk = Fresh milk. Yummy. Suitable for drinking straight from a glass. (Not the jug, cmon now!)
Level 2 Milk = Good Milk. Not a yummy as level 1, but you won't notice any difference if you pour it in your cereal. Can be drunk as chocolate milk. (This is why I always buy chocolate milk if I buy it from the cafeteria at work.)
Level 3 Milk = Okay Milk. Suitable to use for baking cookies or making macaroni and cheese. Might be usuable for hot cocoa. (needs more research. ;) Not drinkable.
Level 4 Milk = Sour. Smells bad, not suitable for anything. Throw it out!
Level 5 Milk = Chunky. Ew ew ew, don't even open it, just throw out the jug and all.
Anyone else like this?