I have reached my quota for fucking morons today

Oct 29, 2008 21:59

ok, starting to hate public transportation today ... got into a fight with some random idiot. was waiting for my bus to take me to another light rail station downtown - and was underneath one of those bus stop bench and shelters, and this couple gets off a bus to wait next to me. well the boyfriend is acting like a moron and his girlfriend tells him to punch the shelter's support post... and he does, and then does it again, and again until the shelter is shaking, and small pieces of the ceiling starts to fall (and i'm under it).

GIRLFRIEND: harder! harder oh harder!

BOYFRIEND: ::PUNCH:: argh! ::PUNCH::

SHELTER: ::BANG.BANG.BANG::

i'm not making this up, if you had your eyes closed it would probably sound like porn!

i'm already in a bad mood (my timesheet wasn't picked up and i won't get paid on time, reports kept being pushed around back and forth, and i have a bunch of demo programs i have to review) so i turn around and glare at him, snapping "oh my god, what the fuck is your problem?"

- and he gets offended and starts cussing at me. i wanted to swing my laptop bag at his face but had to retrain myself ... his empty head could have hurt my laptop. so i waited for the bus to come and told the driver and the a-hole follows and starts saying that i'm hitting on him! WTF? though the bus driver wasn't buying it and told the guy to get the fuck off and then some nobody from outside overhears and starts shouting at the driver.

ATTENTION ALL IDIOTS: for the sake of world peace, please stand in FRONT of the bus when you feel the need to share your lack of common sense.

grrr

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