Obscenity...
I've been ransacking my stuff looking for my Edinburgh transcript for these horrid applications I've been filling out (I've ordered it...but it may not come in time for my application deadline), and in the course of my searching, I found an obscene amount of (expired) condoms.
Maxx, Rough Rider, Durex...flavored, glow in the dark, ribbed, extra large...
UGH.
The really obscene thing is that it's not even like I was out having sex. It's just something you kind of accumulate (if you're weird like me) and live on a campus that always gives away free condoms.
I guess what is most obscene is that I will have to dispose of all of them...and how the hell am I supposed to explain the presence of handful after handful of unused condoms in the garbage (I suppose better unused than used...) to my family? Maybe I'll put them in a plastic bag before I throw them out...and bury them under other garbage...
Maxx, Rough Rider, Durex...flavored, glow in the dark, ribbed, extra large...
UGH.
The really obscene thing is that it's not even like I was out having sex. It's just something you kind of accumulate (if you're weird like me) and live on a campus that always gives away free condoms.
I guess what is most obscene is that I will have to dispose of all of them...and how the hell am I supposed to explain the presence of handful after handful of unused condoms in the garbage (I suppose better unused than used...) to my family? Maybe I'll put them in a plastic bag before I throw them out...and bury them under other garbage...