You want me to say something? I'll say something. I'm a grown man.

May 26, 2006 03:10

X-Men 3: The Last Stand was good.  Not mind-blowingly awesome, but they stayed true to a few of the original Chris Claremont moments and of course, strayed a bit too.

These boys behind us were pissing me off and with my history of snapping in movie theatres escalating every year (LOTR: FOTR, LOTR: TT...), this time, I just full-blown snapped.  I turned around, kneeled on my chair, glared, pointed a finger, and said loudly enough that the whole theatre heard:

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

And ya know...looking at how the guy was about to pee his pants at this little bit of woman yelling at him along with the collective gasps, I was still pissed enough that I was going to continue (you know the spiel:  I paid for this ticket, blah blah blah) but instead I just pressed my lips together and said, "I'M SORRY." -- not very convincingly, still peeved, but willing to back down.

But they shut up.  (of course there was the required nervous murmuring, and later trying to make light but they were jolted enough that they didn't try to antagonize me)  Just in case they got any bright ideas, I brought my legs up, knees in front of me so that if they tried anything, I could vault over my chair at the drop of a hat.

Fortunately, my friends say that I'm scary enough in person when mad that people don't try to mess with me.  Plus, with theodorusflynn and spicketrot backing me up, we'd bitch slap 'em.  (lol, who am I kidding?  We are the biggest nerds ever.  But we're still inner-city nerds.  Suburban brats are fucking scared of us.)

[But we dressed up.  Hee hee hee.  Wolverine.  Um...and two generic X-girls.  Although, I kinda looked like Rogue on account of my hair and gloves, but I was shooting for a cross between her and Jubilee.  Ultimately, I looked a lot like Emma Frost except everything black leather.  (no, not like the Black Queen)  The other was...at first Lady Deathstrike and then morphed into...a student.  Maybe Kitty.  PICTURES LATER!!!!]

It took me two weeks to recover, but I am now exactly 100 lbs.  I've got a little ways to go, still, it's pissing me off that it's taking me weeks to recover from finals week at the dorms.  (Happiness is regaining one's health?  And Jean and Wolfman smexiness XD)

movies, comics, absurd, duders, self-loathing

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