I'm missing something...
So my cat is dressed as a fairy and I'm part of a lesbian fantasy, but I think I have more important things to be concerned about. Like the fact that in my pre-con weakened state of mind, I just know the Rozerem and Gap (RED) advertising signs are mocking me.
First, Rozerem. There has to be a joke I'm missing out on. There just has to be! Come on, it's Abraham Lincoln and a beaver usually riding a bike or something saying "they miss you." I get that this is sleep medication and they are saying your dreams are missing you, but seriously, it's a beaver and honest Abe! How high were these people when they came up with this ad campaign.
Second, Gap (RED). Ok, so this is the fourth ad campaign that Gap has come out with in oh, two months, three tops. It's all these famous people dressed in various red outfits with words across the ads like hono(red), desi(red), assu(red). It occurs to me though that even if I were to wear the Gap's red leather jacket, leather skirt, and other such items, I don't really think the words honored, desired and assured would be the first words coming to mind...
First, Rozerem. There has to be a joke I'm missing out on. There just has to be! Come on, it's Abraham Lincoln and a beaver usually riding a bike or something saying "they miss you." I get that this is sleep medication and they are saying your dreams are missing you, but seriously, it's a beaver and honest Abe! How high were these people when they came up with this ad campaign.
Second, Gap (RED). Ok, so this is the fourth ad campaign that Gap has come out with in oh, two months, three tops. It's all these famous people dressed in various red outfits with words across the ads like hono(red), desi(red), assu(red). It occurs to me though that even if I were to wear the Gap's red leather jacket, leather skirt, and other such items, I don't really think the words honored, desired and assured would be the first words coming to mind...