to the boys in my office
For the love of all the gods, would you please stop scratching your balls and/or package in front of me. Honestly, my eyes can follow your hands to your crotch and see you scratching, fondling, adjusting, or squeezing said package. Seriously, enough with the groping yourselves, especially when in front of females. We don't care that you're hyenas boys and can't stop yourselves. We know that you all go around sniffing each others asses anyways, but at least pretend around the women that you might one day stand back up on two legs again.