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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I put money in junyr's expired parking meter (14 points). Last month I pulled over and changed fundan's flat tire (15 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, phildeuce (-5000 points). In September I pushed nikloo in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4994 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
leianne00