We are shallow, annoying and not good company to watch movies with
My sister and I watched Passchendaele today. I'm so glad it was just the two of us, for several reasons, mainly because:
1. the couch is just big enough for two people
2. the frequent cigarette breaks would have driven anyone else mad
3. we are both unable to shut up during a movie and are really annoying and mostly not funny
I took notes:
Lehanra: You know what's funny? We're already 17 minutes into the movie and Paul Gross hasn't smoothed his eyebrows touched his ear, tugged on his collar...
The sister: ... or licked his lips.
Paul Gross: *licks his lower lip*
Us: *nearly fall off the couch giggling*
***
Lehanra: He's 49 I think.
The sister: I'd do him anytime.
Lehanra: Well, duh.
The sister: Wanna go to Canada?
Lehanra: Sure.
The sister: ... so I could ask him ... or I could write him; "Dear Paul Gross, my boyfriend has given me permission to sleep with you. Please contact me asap to arrange a meeting."
***
Paul Gross: *is deep*
The sister: *chants* lick it, lick it, lick it.
Lehanra: *giggles*
The sister: Well he is trying to look serious, that usually means he's about to lick his lower lip.
***
Lehanra: Huh. Who does Gil Bellows remind me of?
The sister: Daddy?
Lehanra: Thanks, you've ruined him for me now.
***
Paul Gross: You don't dance with soldiers, but did you think you could maybe go ride with one?
Lehanra: :D Save a horse, ride Paul Gross!
The sister: Yay!
***
***
Dramatic movie: *is dramatic*
The sister: Yawn. So I'm thinking having sex with Paul Gross would make my brain explode. With joy. I've achieved everything, there's nothing left to live for!
***
Lehanra: Boo. No ear or eyebrow touching? Is Paul Gross broken? :( By the way. Where's the sex, I was sure there'd be sex... My god, I'm so shallow! This movie is supposed to be about more than the hotness of Paul...
Paul Gross: *sexes*
Lehanra: Woohoo!
The sister: Wow. He's pretty fast.
Lehanra: Look, her brain is exploding from joy! ... Ok, that was just wrong. Sorry.
***
Lehanra: Oh for fuck's sake Paul, the cross thing was just unnecessary!
The sister: ... oh Paul. *shakes head*
***
Dramatic movie: *ends*
Lehanra: So, that was pretty good. I liked it.
The sister: Yeah, it made me sad. And Paul was pretty.
1. the couch is just big enough for two people
2. the frequent cigarette breaks would have driven anyone else mad
3. we are both unable to shut up during a movie and are really annoying and mostly not funny
I took notes:
Lehanra: You know what's funny? We're already 17 minutes into the movie and Paul Gross hasn't smoothed his eyebrows touched his ear, tugged on his collar...
The sister: ... or licked his lips.
Paul Gross: *licks his lower lip*
Us: *nearly fall off the couch giggling*
***
Lehanra: He's 49 I think.
The sister: I'd do him anytime.
Lehanra: Well, duh.
The sister: Wanna go to Canada?
Lehanra: Sure.
The sister: ... so I could ask him ... or I could write him; "Dear Paul Gross, my boyfriend has given me permission to sleep with you. Please contact me asap to arrange a meeting."
***
Paul Gross: *is deep*
The sister: *chants* lick it, lick it, lick it.
Lehanra: *giggles*
The sister: Well he is trying to look serious, that usually means he's about to lick his lower lip.
***
Lehanra: Huh. Who does Gil Bellows remind me of?
The sister: Daddy?
Lehanra: Thanks, you've ruined him for me now.
***
Paul Gross: You don't dance with soldiers, but did you think you could maybe go ride with one?
Lehanra: :D Save a horse, ride Paul Gross!
The sister: Yay!
***
***
Dramatic movie: *is dramatic*
The sister: Yawn. So I'm thinking having sex with Paul Gross would make my brain explode. With joy. I've achieved everything, there's nothing left to live for!
***
Lehanra: Boo. No ear or eyebrow touching? Is Paul Gross broken? :( By the way. Where's the sex, I was sure there'd be sex... My god, I'm so shallow! This movie is supposed to be about more than the hotness of Paul...
Paul Gross: *sexes*
Lehanra: Woohoo!
The sister: Wow. He's pretty fast.
Lehanra: Look, her brain is exploding from joy! ... Ok, that was just wrong. Sorry.
***
Lehanra: Oh for fuck's sake Paul, the cross thing was just unnecessary!
The sister: ... oh Paul. *shakes head*
***
Dramatic movie: *ends*
Lehanra: So, that was pretty good. I liked it.
The sister: Yeah, it made me sad. And Paul was pretty.