At least she can always keep me entertained
We're playing Scrabble. I think the sister needs either sleep or drugs.
The sister: Ooh, you could put sexlander!
Lehanra: What ...?
The sister: You know, like the guy who cuts heads off. *hits herself in the throat*
Lehanra: Umm. Highlander?
The sister: Except Highlander with Xander so it would be sexlander-Xander. The only way to kill him would be to chop his humongous penis off.
Lehanra: *stares*
The sister: But it's hard to see his penis because he has a ring that makes it invisible. Like in that movie with the short guys... *giggles madly*
Lehanra: The one ring? He'd put the one ring on his penis? *can't breathe*
The sister: *nods*
Scrabble: I don't know the definition of sexlander.
Lehanra: *dies*
The sister: *steals the cigarettes, drinks all the booze and runs naked through the neighborhood
The sister: Ooh, you could put sexlander!
Lehanra: What ...?
The sister: You know, like the guy who cuts heads off. *hits herself in the throat*
Lehanra: Umm. Highlander?
The sister: Except Highlander with Xander so it would be sexlander-Xander. The only way to kill him would be to chop his humongous penis off.
Lehanra: *stares*
The sister: But it's hard to see his penis because he has a ring that makes it invisible. Like in that movie with the short guys... *giggles madly*
Lehanra: The one ring? He'd put the one ring on his penis? *can't breathe*
The sister: *nods*
Scrabble: I don't know the definition of sexlander.
Lehanra: *dies*
The sister: *steals the cigarettes, drinks all the booze and runs naked through the neighborhood