The way we see the JE universe.

[togechan]

Includes the usual crack... you've been warned.

For the record:
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; =
kyoto_no_hikari 
Toge-chan =
togechan , duh! xD

李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
MO ICHIDO
Toge-chan dice:
oh well, then I'll just post this
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
FROM THE BEGINNING!
Toge-chan dice:
haaai
Toge-chan dice:
let's start with KAT-TUN
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
Pi loves Jin, but dates Koyama because Jin loves Kame
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
...it was easier beginning with NewS
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
XD
Toge-chan dice:
yes
Toge-chan dice:
SO~
Toge-chan dice:
Pi loves Jin, but dates Koyama because Jin loves Kame but cheats on him with Maru
Toge-chan dice:
*nods*
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
...and both of them whore around
Toge-chan dice:
exactly
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
Koyama loves Shige, but they're whores, too
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and Pi messes around with Tesshi
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
but he's a whore too, even though he's married to Massu
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
Ryo loves Uchi, but Uchi's MIA, so he flirts with Tesshi
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and Massu grabbed Yucchi's ass
Toge-chan dice:
XDDDD
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
WHICH BRINGS US TO KAT-TUN!
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
Yucchi's married to Koki, but they both fool around with others
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and have threesomes all the time
Toge-chan dice:
and rape others, too
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
yep
Toge-chan dice:
especially Junno
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
Yucchi sleeps with Ueda and Jin
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and everyone rapes Junno
Toge-chan dice:
except Ueda
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
because you can't rape the willing
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
but Ueda sleeps with Jin, too
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
Jin's in love with Kame and Yabu, but Yabu's in love with Kame
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
so they have threesomes
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and Koki fools around with Yabu, too
Toge-chan dice:
and Maru molests Jrs
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
yep
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and so does Koyama
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and Koyama messes with Yucchi, too
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and Yabu sleeps around with Shoon, too
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and Hikaru
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
but Shoon...sleeps with EVERYONE
Toge-chan dice:
AND EVERYTHING
Toge-chan dice:
*nods*
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
XDDDD
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
annnd
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
Yabu got drunk before and raped Reon, thinking he was Shoon
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and so Reon locked himself in a closet
Toge-chan dice:
but Taiyou and Hikaru are it
Toge-chan dice:
inside that closet
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
which just happened to be the very closet that Junno accidentally filmed Taiyou and Hikaru in
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and Reon's scarred for life
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
Hikaru messes around with KITTY
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
Kitayama's messing around with the rest of Kisumai
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
except for Yuta, who makes out with windows
Toge-chan dice:
XDDDD
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and while Hikaru messes around with Inoo
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
so does Taiyou
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and Inoo sleeps with the rest of JJE
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
...or rather
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
just Arioka
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
but Arioka gets bored at HS7
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and the chibikos are being...the chibikos
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
so he does things with Takaki!
Toge-chan dice:
the Jrs are still confusing to me, so you're alone now. XD
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and Takaki's a child molester because he's with Hasshi
Toge-chan dice:
*nods*
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and Asaka got raped a lot, so he left the Jimusho and is now hanging out with Hoshino
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
Fukasawa ended up getting bumped down to backdancer, so no one knows what the hell he's doing
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
Yuto gets molested by Yabu a lot
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and he teaches Yamada what Yabu teaches him
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and they're both given sex ed classes by Hikaru
Toge-chan dice:
xDD
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
but Yamada flirts with Chinen
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and Chinen goes for the smaller half of Littlix
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
but Shintaro's too young to understand
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
Kyomoto's like "whatever"
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and Ryutaro gets molested by everyone, anyway
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
even though he has a crush on Taisuke
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
but Taisuke molests other Juniors
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
WHICH GOES BACK TO KISUMAI
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and we already know about them...
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
Fumito joins in their orgies a lot because he's a gay orgy addict
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and likes to pretend he's other people
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
Goseki molests everyone so he doesn't care
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
and they bring along the Juliet-cosplayers, Question?, too
李志美; ニャーコ; きょとちゃん; dice:
but sometimes Kazuyori and Daisuke like to have their alone time!