Open letter to all the freaking Google spamming vultures on this site

May 28, 2009 06:46

What part of your brain, exactly, told you you wanted to be my friend? Or that I'd want to be yours? For starters, I make my friends offline, and I'd suggest you maybe try doing the same. If I don't know you offline, I don't want to see or hear from you online. Period, end of discussion. So take me off your friends list, I don't want you stalking me around online. I'd much rather you do that offline, so I can show you a few of my favorite ways for dealing with scum sucking vultures. No, I'm not quite a black belt, but I'm willing to bet I'm close enough to get a thing or two through your skull. Or if it gets ugly, and you come at me with other anonymous little Google spammers who wouldn't have the cajones to actually get out and try peddling this crap offline, in a pinch, I pack iron.

I'm getting reeeeeeeeeeal sick of all you little vultures and your dumb ass little Google "Get your piece of the government stimulus package pie" crap, so take it on Twitter, where all the biggest windbags of the world are posting nowadays. Hell, maybe they'll help you peddle it.

But as for me, leave me out of it. The whole economic stimulus package crap is a crock of shit that we're all going to be paying for for the rest of our great grandkids' lives. And who's going to get hit the hardest? SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS LIKE ME, you dumb fuck, that's who!

You want money? GET OFF YOUR DEAD, USELESS ASS AND GET OUT THERE AND EARN IT LIKE I DID!!!! And don't come crying to me when the devil comes to collect your useless soul, either!
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