Haldir Rules!
Hello all you sweet elleths, and one fine looking hunk o' man you. Haldir here, ready to have some fun. No, I am not on that prissy elf's laptop. I just broke into his account. Too lazy to have one myself.
Anywhoo, let me give you an update on my latest adventures with those in your world. The lovely oblotr has taught me about something unique on this thing called the internet. Online shopping!!!!!! Oh I love that girl. Gonna help me decorate my place. No offense to the Lady of the Wood, but she has no taste. She needs color and texture.
adora_endymion has also shown me online porn. Who knew there could be such fine looking humans all in one spot?
Speaking of fine looking, I heard Legolas has someone on his list that is pretty fine.
shogi let me show you around the Woods sometime. Hint Hint. ;)
Trying to talk Legolas into coming to help me alphabetize my collection of Cher cds.
So far he has yet to give me an answer.
Bastard elf. Probably soaking in some hot steaming bath with oils being rubbed all over his hot naked firm arse...
Oh sorry, got off track. Aragorn approached me as well today.
"Please Haldir, don't hit on me. If Arwen found out, she would kick my arse."
"Hit on you? Sorry filthy human, you ain't my type."
Then after a few seconds of thinking......
"ewwww.... that's just gross Aragorn. Arwen can keep you!"
Ok, well my fans, I must be heading out. I do not want to miss this weeks episode of "Queer Eye for the Straight Elf" I missed last week's episode and I was not a happy elf.
Ta Ta.
Anywhoo, let me give you an update on my latest adventures with those in your world. The lovely oblotr has taught me about something unique on this thing called the internet. Online shopping!!!!!! Oh I love that girl. Gonna help me decorate my place. No offense to the Lady of the Wood, but she has no taste. She needs color and texture.
adora_endymion has also shown me online porn. Who knew there could be such fine looking humans all in one spot?
Speaking of fine looking, I heard Legolas has someone on his list that is pretty fine.
shogi let me show you around the Woods sometime. Hint Hint. ;)
Trying to talk Legolas into coming to help me alphabetize my collection of Cher cds.
So far he has yet to give me an answer.
Bastard elf. Probably soaking in some hot steaming bath with oils being rubbed all over his hot naked firm arse...
Oh sorry, got off track. Aragorn approached me as well today.
"Please Haldir, don't hit on me. If Arwen found out, she would kick my arse."
"Hit on you? Sorry filthy human, you ain't my type."
Then after a few seconds of thinking......
"ewwww.... that's just gross Aragorn. Arwen can keep you!"
Ok, well my fans, I must be heading out. I do not want to miss this weeks episode of "Queer Eye for the Straight Elf" I missed last week's episode and I was not a happy elf.
Ta Ta.