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Just a note to say...
Ninjas > Pirates
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let it wash away
The Colorado City/Hildale area has the world's highest incidence of fumarase deficiency,[44] an extremely rare genetic condition which causes severe mental retardation. Geneticists attribute this to the prevalence of cousin marriage between descendants of two of the town's founders, Joseph Smith Jessup and John Yeates Barlow; one local historian ( Read more... ) -
Hey guys, guess what.
I'm going to be on Saturday Night Live by the time I'm twenty-five.
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breakfast
I could feel the the music notes swimming in the blood, pushing and shoving one another in a mad attempt to be first in line for the diving board. A fish hook. A human eye. Have I taken a broom and dustpan to my mind? Check. Lost my peepers to the blue-brown, crystal waves and the horizon where I continue to picture the sun falling away from it, as ( Read more... ) -
don't get any big ideas
2008 feels a lot different to me than 2007. Must be something in the way I write my zeros. Maybe I feel more a part of the world than I did before. Either that, or I realized the absolute non-existence of humanity that perhaps restores faith in some lame ideology that threatens to have all beings walk in similar planes without ever coming upon one ( Read more... ) -
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I can't sleep. My heart races. It might be in my throat. I'm convinced I must live in some sort of parallel universe. No, that's just the bully speaking. So every day I keep going, I'm way better than I was (let's forget about that time). In fact, what? Huh ( Read more... ) -
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I'm 22, bitches. -
2 bit pie
moments. like the last one. and the first one. our earthly pleasures ( Read more... ) -
without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's.
aww. you guys. you guys are the best.
my friends list, i mean. thanks guys. thanks for being there. i love you germs.
so here's tom vek, who is a badass, if i do say so myself.
and speaking of the best. this is why my friend donna is a badass:
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Today was the best day of my life.