Placeholder....you get this until I come up with something better
The Pope
Circle I Limbo
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Britney Spears
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
People Who Pop Their Collars
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Creationists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
General asshats
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Bill Gates
Circle VII Burning Sands
Republicans
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Rednecks, George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Design your own hell