Last night was fun. I will leave it at that.

Things that have been good lately ( Read more... )

I love it when people know you like them and still insist on telling you when they fuck other people. Okay, thanks, because I don't feel bad enough about the fact that I like you and you don't like me in the same way. I TOTALLY needed to hear about your sexual excapades. Yeah, that really makes me feel great, thanks much! Fucker!

( So much truth lies here )

Today was wonderful...until it decided not to be. I went out to lunch with a friend. That was nice. I always like spending time with people, especially when they are people that I really like and find intreguing. After that I went on my "date" with Jerry. It was AWESOME! We ordered in a pizza and had that and then went to Rochester where we saw ( Read more... )

I bet your penis wears a shirt that says "I'm with stupid"

Things in Tanya's world have been...interesting lately. I don't want to explain...don't ask. If you think you know what I am talking about...and some of you will...you are probably wrong. And again, don't ask ( Read more... )

Have you ever done something that you know you should feel bad about but in the end you don't really feel bad at all? In fact, no matter how guilty you know you should feel...you really just hope that you are lucky enough to have this thing happen to you again.

Patrick: So, if I weren't dating one of your best friends and roommates, what would I have to do to get in your pants?

Me: Show up naked, bring beer!

Patrick: How am I supposed to get beer? I'm 18. :(

Katie (after me grabbing her ass): Hey, that's my ass, I didn't give you permission to grab my ass!
Me: We live together...it's implied!

Patrick: If me and Jim(James Bond) ever had a relationship...I would definately be butch and Jim would be the bitch!