And how I long to be
Dear F’list,
So, I’ve been watching a lot of Gilmore Girls lately. It makes me study because I feel so guilty about stupid Rory Gilmore and her stupid perfect 4.0 GPA and 1500 pSAT’s score and A’s in physics that I just HAVE to study or DIE of GUILT OR GUILT RELATED INJURIES. So, yes, I understand that she is a fictional character, but nothing makes me feel guiltier than watching the show and not studying.
Anyway, as much as envy Rory Gilmore, I also kind of hate her. Because of the way she acts, and how everyone still thinks she’s perfect. It’s weird and slightly petty I know, but it makes me feel better. Paris definitely deserves better scores than Rory because Paris actually LIVES for good scores, and yeah, Dean may be a little JEALOUS- but hey, Rory gives him a very big TRISTAN AND JESS shaped reasons to wig out. But everyone still thinks she’s so GOD-DAMNED PERFECT and can do NO WRONG. Eh. I like Lorelai heaps more.
Anyway, I want someone to write me a story where Dean (Jared Padelecki’s character) is actually Sam Winchester who left ‘home’ when he was 17 and went and lived in Stars Hollow for a year before he went to Stanford. Like, he got accepted early and Dean found the letter and the fight was earlier than cannon states it was. And he goes for Rory ‘cause she totally gives off ‘nice, normal, small time gal’ vibes and SAM CRAVES NORMALITY and he calls himself Dean, BECAUSE HE CAN’T NOT and then he acts like a normal guy in front of Rory until her Grandpa gets into that fight with him (circa season one) and then Dean/SAM brings out his freaky-smart utterly GEEKY side and Rory’s all, WTF!? And then her and Dean/SAM fight and Rory’s all, Ha! Look at me flirting with Jess, and then this mysterious stranger *cough DEAN WINCHESTER *cough ends up in town and Dean/SAM gets all twitchy and Rory’s like, OH NO, DEAN, I LOOOVE YOU. And Dean/SAM is all ‘sure, honey’ BUT THEN RORY CATCHES HIM MAKING OUT WITH THE GUY AGAINST A SHINY BLACK CAR AND BEING ALL POSSIVE AND HOT AND BITEY. And then he and the HOT GUY (aka. DEAN WINCHERSTER *cough) spend all their time together and laugh, and Dean/SAM is all open and fun and NOT POSSESIVE around RORY (but maybe he is around MYSTERIOUS HOT GUY) and MYSTERIOUS HOT GUY is totally all about Dean/SAM and doesn’t want a bar of Rory and they have lots of INSIDE JOKES and MYSTERIOUS STRANGER is all MOONEY EYED and IN LOOVE and Dean/SAM is all SMILEY and TOUCHEY and AT TOTAL EASE. And then Rory and Dean/SAM break-up, and Dean/SAM leaves with the MYSTERIOUS STRANGER to go to Stanford. AND THAT IS TOTALLY WHAT RORY DESERVES BECAUSE SHE NEVER APPRECIATED DEAN/SAM IN THE FIRST PLACE.
PLEASE, MAKE THIS HAPPEN. KTHNXBYE. (And bonus points if Rory goes to some inter-school thing and see’s SAM and Jessica making out. And Dean/SAM is all oh Rory, I’M HEADED FOR LAW SCHOOL AND I HAVE A SCARY GOOD GPA AND I NEVER DROPPED OUT, HOW ARE YOU? )
KTHNXBYE.
I have to go back on hiatus for a while, like another TWO WEEKS, but I really want this written, yeah? I LOVE YOU GUYS, ANND I MISS YOU ALL LIKE CRAZY.
- Leesh x
So, I’ve been watching a lot of Gilmore Girls lately. It makes me study because I feel so guilty about stupid Rory Gilmore and her stupid perfect 4.0 GPA and 1500 pSAT’s score and A’s in physics that I just HAVE to study or DIE of GUILT OR GUILT RELATED INJURIES. So, yes, I understand that she is a fictional character, but nothing makes me feel guiltier than watching the show and not studying.
Anyway, as much as envy Rory Gilmore, I also kind of hate her. Because of the way she acts, and how everyone still thinks she’s perfect. It’s weird and slightly petty I know, but it makes me feel better. Paris definitely deserves better scores than Rory because Paris actually LIVES for good scores, and yeah, Dean may be a little JEALOUS- but hey, Rory gives him a very big TRISTAN AND JESS shaped reasons to wig out. But everyone still thinks she’s so GOD-DAMNED PERFECT and can do NO WRONG. Eh. I like Lorelai heaps more.
Anyway, I want someone to write me a story where Dean (Jared Padelecki’s character) is actually Sam Winchester who left ‘home’ when he was 17 and went and lived in Stars Hollow for a year before he went to Stanford. Like, he got accepted early and Dean found the letter and the fight was earlier than cannon states it was. And he goes for Rory ‘cause she totally gives off ‘nice, normal, small time gal’ vibes and SAM CRAVES NORMALITY and he calls himself Dean, BECAUSE HE CAN’T NOT and then he acts like a normal guy in front of Rory until her Grandpa gets into that fight with him (circa season one) and then Dean/SAM brings out his freaky-smart utterly GEEKY side and Rory’s all, WTF!? And then her and Dean/SAM fight and Rory’s all, Ha! Look at me flirting with Jess, and then this mysterious stranger *cough DEAN WINCHESTER *cough ends up in town and Dean/SAM gets all twitchy and Rory’s like, OH NO, DEAN, I LOOOVE YOU. And Dean/SAM is all ‘sure, honey’ BUT THEN RORY CATCHES HIM MAKING OUT WITH THE GUY AGAINST A SHINY BLACK CAR AND BEING ALL POSSIVE AND HOT AND BITEY. And then he and the HOT GUY (aka. DEAN WINCHERSTER *cough) spend all their time together and laugh, and Dean/SAM is all open and fun and NOT POSSESIVE around RORY (but maybe he is around MYSTERIOUS HOT GUY) and MYSTERIOUS HOT GUY is totally all about Dean/SAM and doesn’t want a bar of Rory and they have lots of INSIDE JOKES and MYSTERIOUS STRANGER is all MOONEY EYED and IN LOOVE and Dean/SAM is all SMILEY and TOUCHEY and AT TOTAL EASE. And then Rory and Dean/SAM break-up, and Dean/SAM leaves with the MYSTERIOUS STRANGER to go to Stanford. AND THAT IS TOTALLY WHAT RORY DESERVES BECAUSE SHE NEVER APPRECIATED DEAN/SAM IN THE FIRST PLACE.
PLEASE, MAKE THIS HAPPEN. KTHNXBYE. (And bonus points if Rory goes to some inter-school thing and see’s SAM and Jessica making out. And Dean/SAM is all oh Rory, I’M HEADED FOR LAW SCHOOL AND I HAVE A SCARY GOOD GPA AND I NEVER DROPPED OUT, HOW ARE YOU? )
KTHNXBYE.
I have to go back on hiatus for a while, like another TWO WEEKS, but I really want this written, yeah? I LOVE YOU GUYS, ANND I MISS YOU ALL LIKE CRAZY.
- Leesh x