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Here is some Hamish and Andy goodness, so you can all experience why an icon is so DESPERATELY needed.
Hamish & Andy on jumping the queues at All You Can Eat buffets.
H: “It’s similar to when a mother pig lies on her side and has lots of teats for the suckling; it’s okay just to dart in to the one that you want as a clever little piglet.”
A: “Pigs don’t queue up, pigs aren’t in a queue and-”
H: “Depends on how many piglets you’ve got.”
A: *laughs* “No, that’s the worst analogy ever.”
H: “It did make me hungry for bacon.” *laughs* “Talking about pigs, talking about buffets.”
A: *laughs harder*
Hamish & Andy take calls on overly prepared elderly people.
Caller: “[My Grandmother] cooks me and my brother an extra plate of food every night, just in case we’re going to come around for dinner. But we never end up going anyway.”
A: *laughs*
H: “So, every single night there is just two extra dinners?”
Caller: “Every single night. Good Italian grandmother. She wants to make sure we eat every night. We never end up going- but she still cooks it anyway.”
H: “Hey Johnny- Is she getting on in years? Would she- Could she tell if Andy and I turned up for dinner, perhaps?”
Caller: “Uh- Well, she would be more than happy to have you around for dinner, if you want.”
A: “Well thank you, Johnny-”
H: “Stay on the line. It sounds delicious.” *laughs* “If there’s two beautiful dinners going to waste- Andy and I will be around in a flash.”
*All laugh*
Hamish & Andy give Sabra (Winner of the 3rd season of the American version of So You Think You Can Dance) a foot massage.
A: “… Hamish is offering her a foot massage- because, lets face it, everyone tries to make her dance and no one is considerate enough to say, ‘hey, let’s rest the feet’.”
Sabra: *laughs*
H: “We’ve got here some scented candles. Uh, this one is green scented and this is purple scented.”
*All laugh*
Sabra: “Purple is my favourite. I’m excited to see what it smells like.” *laughs*
A: *laughs*
H: “How good does purple smell? "
They also have awesome segments like,
'Thing's that make you go GRR'- which is where H&A pay people $1000 to do something REALLY annoying, like listen to the song #I wish I was a punk rocker# for two straight hours.
'Tell them they're dreaming'- One of the boys picks an items from the classifieds and the other has to ring the seller and try to guess what it is in 5 questions or less. The sellers don't know it's a game.
'Blast from the past'- One boy rings a random number, and tries to convince whoever answers that they have a past together, using a fake name and asking a random favour (like incubating crocodile eggs) or apologizing for something they did in the past (like cheating in a high school test).
How can you not love them? Look a their beautiful faces.
Finally,
Boys are getting their vaccinations for an over-seas trip
Nurse: "Since you last came in any new allergies, illnesses, blood transfusions- didn't fall pregnant?"
A: "I haven't. We-"
H: "No. There was a scare but..."
*both laugh*
Nurse: "Yeah?" *laughs* "But, I didn't eventuate? Oh that's good."
A: "No it was a false..."
H: "Just a little bloated."
*both laugh harder*
Hamish & Andy on jumping the queues at All You Can Eat buffets.
H: “It’s similar to when a mother pig lies on her side and has lots of teats for the suckling; it’s okay just to dart in to the one that you want as a clever little piglet.”
A: “Pigs don’t queue up, pigs aren’t in a queue and-”
H: “Depends on how many piglets you’ve got.”
A: *laughs* “No, that’s the worst analogy ever.”
H: “It did make me hungry for bacon.” *laughs* “Talking about pigs, talking about buffets.”
A: *laughs harder*
Hamish & Andy take calls on overly prepared elderly people.
Caller: “[My Grandmother] cooks me and my brother an extra plate of food every night, just in case we’re going to come around for dinner. But we never end up going anyway.”
A: *laughs*
H: “So, every single night there is just two extra dinners?”
Caller: “Every single night. Good Italian grandmother. She wants to make sure we eat every night. We never end up going- but she still cooks it anyway.”
H: “Hey Johnny- Is she getting on in years? Would she- Could she tell if Andy and I turned up for dinner, perhaps?”
Caller: “Uh- Well, she would be more than happy to have you around for dinner, if you want.”
A: “Well thank you, Johnny-”
H: “Stay on the line. It sounds delicious.” *laughs* “If there’s two beautiful dinners going to waste- Andy and I will be around in a flash.”
*All laugh*
Hamish & Andy give Sabra (Winner of the 3rd season of the American version of So You Think You Can Dance) a foot massage.
A: “… Hamish is offering her a foot massage- because, lets face it, everyone tries to make her dance and no one is considerate enough to say, ‘hey, let’s rest the feet’.”
Sabra: *laughs*
H: “We’ve got here some scented candles. Uh, this one is green scented and this is purple scented.”
*All laugh*
Sabra: “Purple is my favourite. I’m excited to see what it smells like.” *laughs*
A: *laughs*
H: “How good does purple smell? "
They also have awesome segments like,
'Thing's that make you go GRR'- which is where H&A pay people $1000 to do something REALLY annoying, like listen to the song #I wish I was a punk rocker# for two straight hours.
'Tell them they're dreaming'- One of the boys picks an items from the classifieds and the other has to ring the seller and try to guess what it is in 5 questions or less. The sellers don't know it's a game.
'Blast from the past'- One boy rings a random number, and tries to convince whoever answers that they have a past together, using a fake name and asking a random favour (like incubating crocodile eggs) or apologizing for something they did in the past (like cheating in a high school test).
How can you not love them? Look a their beautiful faces.
Finally,
Boys are getting their vaccinations for an over-seas trip
Nurse: "Since you last came in any new allergies, illnesses, blood transfusions- didn't fall pregnant?"
A: "I haven't. We-"
H: "No. There was a scare but..."
*both laugh*
Nurse: "Yeah?" *laughs* "But, I didn't eventuate? Oh that's good."
A: "No it was a false..."
H: "Just a little bloated."
*both laugh harder*