Son, fear is the heart of love
Today I had my first experience of extreme road rage. I was on the roundabout and some dick in a white van pulled out in front of me. Then he started laughing. Had to fuckin break so hard. Flashed my lights and stuck the finger up. Was hefty raging, then kind of found it a bit amusing because I wasn't dead.
Last night was Steph's bday night out. Was good seeing her not seen her in ages, so had lots to talk about. But aye, headed up in the car with Iain, Moiser and Roy. They had quite good chat actually, although I still don't know what a bufty is. Bastarts wouldn't let me in on their tattie howker banter. Gutter.
Headed up to Stavka. Sat and had drinks. Was talking to one of the barmen actually about Miss Atlanta, he was pretty sound, then Steph rudely interupted us and turned up, haha. Only joking. Soon after Fiona and Lynchy arrived and got their chat and big hugs because i've not seen them in so long so was great seeing them and getting the Fiona gossip in the toilets, lol. How girly. Aye just stayed in Stavka was really fun.
Then went to Buff, minus the West K crew, and Adam, Craigy and Danny got us in there. Nothing much was happening in Buff really. Got a bit upset like, which i'm embarressed about because I can't even blame it on the drink because I wasn't drunk. Shit happens eh. Then towards the end of the night went and danced with the lassies. Left early, really couldn't be fucked with sleazy boys. Headed up to the chippy. It was a great banter. Met these wee guys who were like 15, pretending to be 18. Ahh it was really funny, just went along with it really. One of them let the team down when he said ''so what school do you go to?''. Refreshing to know I have such a youthful glow. Ended up walking ahead with two of them, then had to wait on the lassies who were lagging behind. Meanwhile was talkin to two guys outside the newsagents. They were really sound actually. Got to the chippy and met another random who was also very cool. I thought Fiona was going to pull in the same chippy second time round but alas he was gay. Was so shocked, didn't look gay at all. Well, mibs a wee bit, looked like Dougie J from school. He was with this hacket lassie. She asked for some of my chips which I kindly handed over because they were utterly disgusting. (well seen i'm normally steaming when I eat chips and cheese). Instead of taking a civilised nibble she fucking shoved fifty chips and half a pound of melted cheese in her gob. It was minging. It was a sight. Although I think I muttered ''don't know why i'm fat'' a bit too loud.
Last night was Steph's bday night out. Was good seeing her not seen her in ages, so had lots to talk about. But aye, headed up in the car with Iain, Moiser and Roy. They had quite good chat actually, although I still don't know what a bufty is. Bastarts wouldn't let me in on their tattie howker banter. Gutter.
Headed up to Stavka. Sat and had drinks. Was talking to one of the barmen actually about Miss Atlanta, he was pretty sound, then Steph rudely interupted us and turned up, haha. Only joking. Soon after Fiona and Lynchy arrived and got their chat and big hugs because i've not seen them in so long so was great seeing them and getting the Fiona gossip in the toilets, lol. How girly. Aye just stayed in Stavka was really fun.
Then went to Buff, minus the West K crew, and Adam, Craigy and Danny got us in there. Nothing much was happening in Buff really. Got a bit upset like, which i'm embarressed about because I can't even blame it on the drink because I wasn't drunk. Shit happens eh. Then towards the end of the night went and danced with the lassies. Left early, really couldn't be fucked with sleazy boys. Headed up to the chippy. It was a great banter. Met these wee guys who were like 15, pretending to be 18. Ahh it was really funny, just went along with it really. One of them let the team down when he said ''so what school do you go to?''. Refreshing to know I have such a youthful glow. Ended up walking ahead with two of them, then had to wait on the lassies who were lagging behind. Meanwhile was talkin to two guys outside the newsagents. They were really sound actually. Got to the chippy and met another random who was also very cool. I thought Fiona was going to pull in the same chippy second time round but alas he was gay. Was so shocked, didn't look gay at all. Well, mibs a wee bit, looked like Dougie J from school. He was with this hacket lassie. She asked for some of my chips which I kindly handed over because they were utterly disgusting. (well seen i'm normally steaming when I eat chips and cheese). Instead of taking a civilised nibble she fucking shoved fifty chips and half a pound of melted cheese in her gob. It was minging. It was a sight. Although I think I muttered ''don't know why i'm fat'' a bit too loud.