wines 6

[leenaujus]

ladies and gentlemen, like returning to the scene of the crime and stopping to stare at a car-wreck gorefest because you can't look away, all at once, i'm writing about another Bolla wine. why would i inflict this shudder-worthy pain onto my senses? well, for one, there was a bottle lying around from before i knew how much Bolla sucked. secondly

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[esrevernitleps]

So last night my friends and I got a 5-liter box of wine for 15 dollars. It had the spout and all!

[leenaujus]

was it the nectar of the gods known to some as franzia? because i want to take a bath in it.

and because my fingers are on the pulse of today's youth, did you get it at the toilet store? =P

[esrevernitleps]

Kevin does not accurately represent today's youth.

I have no clue what it was, other than that it was some sort of blush. It was also only 9% alcohol... but, I mean, there was enough of it.

[andimus]

Choking a baby to death really doesn't count as "fingers on the pulse of today's youth", even if it does save you money on abortions.

[spdisarm]

Hey andimus, where'd you get that joke?
...Toilet store?

[andimus]

God you're stupid.

[spdisarm]

So sorry all our humor can't be the turds of brilliance you left all over this journal and forgot to flush....AT THE TOILET STORE!