How To make a Good Movie
These are tips to how to make a GOOD movie, so to you other TWO directors out there... yeah you know who you are, these are for you.
Number One:Give a Character/Hero Meaning,
I mean, come on, I understand making backstory for a new Character is hard, but lets just say you are given one hmm I dunno... SIXTY PLUS years old. You could find soem sort of Clever way of making him angry, you know not only cause his parents died, or you know something more beleivable. Just make him Multileveled?
NUMBER TWO: Give the character a fully fleshed out world
That should be the easiest thing, you know, making hell out of a once magnificant city. I mean there are other ones who have done it I.E George Lucas, Ridley Scott, Peter Jackson.... BASICALLY NOT YOU, and yes not even YOU BURTON, and if you MESS UP WILLY WONKA I AM SO GONNA GIVE YOU A NEW CRIME ALLY... RIGHT UP YOUR ASS... but I digress, a real world for a real hero.... k?
Number Three: GIVE A GOOD STORY
Hero Meets Villain, hero beats Villain, Hero saves the day and learns something about himself in the end, and just might get some Tail at the end of the day. Sounds hard? Sure it does, I mean how would you explain the crap you gave us these last fifteen years... Hears a story for you. DIRECTOR BLACKLISTED FOR MAKING MOCKERY OUT OF CENTURIES OLD ICON. I would take Bryan singer over your asses.... good think I dont have to... THANKS CHRIS.
Number Four (and prolly the most important) SPEND SOME TIME MAKING A REAL VILLAIN OR TWO.
You think you fooled us by making TWO villains to make up for the lack of one COMPLETE one... well outside of Jacko, you hguys really had no idea what to do. So hows this.... hmmm for as half the time it took you to make the great looking rubber nipples, you couldve worked putting some backstory into at least one of them and had the other controll them. I mean sure you were on the right track PUTTING THREE VILLAINS in one movie and only having ONE VILLAIN watchable... just a shame it was AHNOLD... yeah I did mean for that H, thats an intended mistake, unlike the FOUR pieces of crap you hammed on to us... again I digress. Give the Villain a meaning, even if its just for the fact of being Evil, or a noble intent. And it wouldnt kill you to try and twist it up a bit?
Now before anyone should assume, it was a GOOD movie, I say that because I have seen a Better SUPER HERO movie, and it was Spidey 2. This is a Movie based off a hero, and as a movie, well acted, very good script, and a very beleiveable hero. It lacked something, for that you have to ask me, because I cant write another 300 words. Anyway, you two SUCK. Nolan, do not make another one UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT TO FLESH HIM OUT, I really dont think you need to. The mythos has been revived, now, just leave it as a Beginning, at least for about 3 years... k?
Number One:Give a Character/Hero Meaning,
I mean, come on, I understand making backstory for a new Character is hard, but lets just say you are given one hmm I dunno... SIXTY PLUS years old. You could find soem sort of Clever way of making him angry, you know not only cause his parents died, or you know something more beleivable. Just make him Multileveled?
NUMBER TWO: Give the character a fully fleshed out world
That should be the easiest thing, you know, making hell out of a once magnificant city. I mean there are other ones who have done it I.E George Lucas, Ridley Scott, Peter Jackson.... BASICALLY NOT YOU, and yes not even YOU BURTON, and if you MESS UP WILLY WONKA I AM SO GONNA GIVE YOU A NEW CRIME ALLY... RIGHT UP YOUR ASS... but I digress, a real world for a real hero.... k?
Number Three: GIVE A GOOD STORY
Hero Meets Villain, hero beats Villain, Hero saves the day and learns something about himself in the end, and just might get some Tail at the end of the day. Sounds hard? Sure it does, I mean how would you explain the crap you gave us these last fifteen years... Hears a story for you. DIRECTOR BLACKLISTED FOR MAKING MOCKERY OUT OF CENTURIES OLD ICON. I would take Bryan singer over your asses.... good think I dont have to... THANKS CHRIS.
Number Four (and prolly the most important) SPEND SOME TIME MAKING A REAL VILLAIN OR TWO.
You think you fooled us by making TWO villains to make up for the lack of one COMPLETE one... well outside of Jacko, you hguys really had no idea what to do. So hows this.... hmmm for as half the time it took you to make the great looking rubber nipples, you couldve worked putting some backstory into at least one of them and had the other controll them. I mean sure you were on the right track PUTTING THREE VILLAINS in one movie and only having ONE VILLAIN watchable... just a shame it was AHNOLD... yeah I did mean for that H, thats an intended mistake, unlike the FOUR pieces of crap you hammed on to us... again I digress. Give the Villain a meaning, even if its just for the fact of being Evil, or a noble intent. And it wouldnt kill you to try and twist it up a bit?
Now before anyone should assume, it was a GOOD movie, I say that because I have seen a Better SUPER HERO movie, and it was Spidey 2. This is a Movie based off a hero, and as a movie, well acted, very good script, and a very beleiveable hero. It lacked something, for that you have to ask me, because I cant write another 300 words. Anyway, you two SUCK. Nolan, do not make another one UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT TO FLESH HIM OUT, I really dont think you need to. The mythos has been revived, now, just leave it as a Beginning, at least for about 3 years... k?