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[lebenengel]

I have a splinter in my foot. Not just any kind of splinter, though. A grass one. I have a dried grass mat in my kitchen, and I guess a part of it had splintered without my noticing, and I got a piece of it lodged in the area between my big and pointer toes. I was not aware that grass in any shape or form could break skin, but I sure do now.

Why do I always get the most retarded goddamn injuries on the planet?