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jengrrrl:
musesfool has finally found the basis for a true Theory of Everything:
badfic. Because badfic is the same whether it's Alex/Olivia, Wincest, or whatever those hets write about (Harry/Hermione?). Her badfic theory unites all of the fandoms across scales and time. All hail
musesfool and her Theory of Everything (badfic). Or as jengrrrl put it: ORBS!!!! and I'd add, CHOCOLATE ORBS!!! please to stop. please for the love of all that is good in this world, stop. badfic hurts everyone. think of the children.