RiffTrax makes Twilight watchable

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[callie_chan]

From what I've heard of the books? They're worse. Especially in the "this is not romantic, this is teenage Buffalo Bill before he started skinning women" department. I've read synopses of the plots, and what the books actually think people will buy (and more, what they will indeed buy!) is just jaw-droppingly godawful. The final book is especially...amazing in that regard.

[amissamoon]

yeah... the books aren't the best, but it is better than the movie. I wanted to smack Kristen Stewart across the screen. She was just that dull! Totally ruins a movie when the lead is as interesting as paint drying...

Anyway, the Ghost tour was canceled and will be rescheduled for another time(a member of Chris' family died yesterday). So if you still want to go or just want to hang out, give me a holler. I need to check your number in my phone (I may have programmed it wrong!).

see ya!

[ex_serah]

i watched the two movies.

I think the cullan family are more enjoyable then the actual mains. Jacob isn't too bad either. But yeah, the story is complete shit.

[last_writer]

Haven't read the books, haven't seen the movies, won't do either for all the money in the world. I'd suggest reading the summaries of Cleolinda (that's her LJ name) if you absolutely must inflict that horror upon yourself. It's very Rifftrax-y.

There's a reason why my sister jokes that the guy who directed The Fly should direct the last movie. (Yes, something Horrible And Scarring happens. Even reading a snarky summary scarred me for a while. IT IS THAT BAD.)

[blind_nights]

ffffffhahahaha, i'm there with you. you get the impression from some interviews that Pattinson doesn't even like Twilight, so there you go.