Watched Wrath of the Titans today. LOVED IT.
ROSAMUND PIKE IN LEATHER.
YOU GUYS YOU GUYS. IT WAS SO AWESOME IT WAS GREAT ROSAMUND PIKE'S FACE YOU GUYS. HER HAIR. HAIRPORN SO MUCH NGHHHH. SHE WAS AN ACTUAL FUCKING QUEEN WHO LED AN ACTUAL FUCKING ARMY AND I JUST CAN'T. I CAN'T AND I DIE. SHE WAS WEARING LEATHER AND HAD A SWORD AND A FREAKIN BOW AND ARROW AND WORE LEATHER. SHE WAS A QUEEN WITH A KINGDOM SO SHE HAD THE CHANCE TO BE PRETTY IN A DRESS BUT FOR THE MOST PART SHE WAS ANDROMEDA WARRIOR QUEEN WHO LED A FUCKING ARMY WITH ACTUAL TACTICAL PLANNING AND UGH LET ME DIE.
AND A GOD SAID TO HER 'YOU REMIND ME OF APHRODITE' AND HE JUST KEPT CALLING HER APHRODITE AND IT WAS THE BEST. HER HAIR IS THE BEST. HER FACE IS THE BEST.
YOU GUYS YOU GUYS THIS IS LIKE THAT DREAM MOVIE YOU WANT YOUR FAVORITE OBSCURE ACTRESS TO MAKE BECAUSE IT'S WATCHABLE AND A BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE AND SHE GETS TO BE PRETTY WITH THE HAIR AND BE ALL SWORD WIELDING AND I DID NOT THINK THIS WOULD HAPPEN TO ROSAMUND BUT IT DID AND SHE NEEDS MORE MOVIES LIKE THIS PREFERABLY WITH KARL URBAN.
I CAN'T YOU GUYS. I CAN'T. HER FACE IS THE BEST FACE.