Fic: I Mean, It Looks Harmless (Probably Is Harmless) [PG-13]
Title: I Mean, It Looks Harmless (Probably Is Harmless)
Author: leanstein
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: McCoy/Chapel
Warning: Crack?
Disclaimer: Not mine, unfortunately.
Beta: The amazing lullabymoon Thank you so much, you are lovely.Prompts: 1) It’s McCoy's birthday and Chapel is trying to make the occasion very special. 2) Chapel buys what she thinks is a very cute little pet, which soon takes over the Sickbay. It soon proves that it is anything but a “cute” pet when it tries to eat anyone who enters the Sickbay or even comes too close to Chapel and McCoy.
Author's Notes: for metallikirk for the mccoy_chapel holiday exchange. Title is from a quote by Jim Kirk in the Season One episode, Shore Leave.
Summary: It's McCoy's birthday and Christine swears her gift is harmless. But on the Enterprise, things don't always come out the way you want it.
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