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Dear Universe -
Please let me never become one of those annoying women with a husband or kids who reads books like "Left Behind" or "The South Beach Diet" or "101 Ways to Exercise at your Desk... and No One Will Ever Know!"
Please make sure that you, Universe, strike me dead if I ever wear khakis and polo shirts anywhere.
Most importantly, please make sure I never get mad and pseudo-scream at pretty young girls in publix who are trying to buy a cake for their friend but their credit card from work keeps getting denied so I (a bitter, bored, generic woman) have to wait while they go get cash from their Volkswagens.
Thanks,
Tiffany Lynn Powell
Please let me never become one of those annoying women with a husband or kids who reads books like "Left Behind" or "The South Beach Diet" or "101 Ways to Exercise at your Desk... and No One Will Ever Know!"
Please make sure that you, Universe, strike me dead if I ever wear khakis and polo shirts anywhere.
Most importantly, please make sure I never get mad and pseudo-scream at pretty young girls in publix who are trying to buy a cake for their friend but their credit card from work keeps getting denied so I (a bitter, bored, generic woman) have to wait while they go get cash from their Volkswagens.
Thanks,
Tiffany Lynn Powell