this is funny:
My mom was hungry for mcdonalds and she said she'd give me 5 dollars if I got her a #5 with no meat and a diet coke (this always raises a lot of eyebrows). Anyway, now that I've been a'working like an adult I'm starting to understand the value of money and realized that this was a good deal.
I decided to go, but I looked pretty gross. My face has been crystal clear for like a year but last week I got lazy and/or so focused on drugs I stopped washing it. So yesterday I said hello to a zit on my cheek :)
So I was going to venture into the world, but i couldn't find anything to put on it, so I just got some toothpaste and dropped a big glob on there, and prayed - my teen magazines assure me this is a good idea - and I got in the car and went to good old mcdonalds.
I order the meal...like seven times. People are astounded you can actually eat a meal without meat. I get up there and I'm already a star - "are you the girl who ordered no meat? THAT'S WACK!" Then the guy who I give my money to said:
MCDONALDS GUY-- "hey girl, you got some white paint in your hair...and a lot on your cheek."
ME--"hah, nope that's actually just some zit cream, well actually not even zit cream...we were out. That's just some toothpaste."
MCDONALDS GUY--"haha oh my god. That's the coolest thing I've ever heard. You're so fucking tight, you don't even care. You're so fucking cool. You're my dream girl, oh my god I would love to take you out on a date!"
ME--"hah, yeah man. and this shirt is inside out and about three days dirty."
Maybe I got a date? The mcdonalds guy made me kind of like boys and stuff! I never knew toothpaste on the face could turn a guy on so much. I learn something new everyday.
Does anyone else think its weird when girls say their best friend is their mom?
For some reason it really grosses me out. Oh god especially when they share clothes and stuff, makes me want to vomit. I don't even share drinks with my mom. She's alright and everything, but I'm just not down with that weird teenage/mother best friend bonding thing.
CAN'T TOUCH THIS na na na na.
I decided to go, but I looked pretty gross. My face has been crystal clear for like a year but last week I got lazy and/or so focused on drugs I stopped washing it. So yesterday I said hello to a zit on my cheek :)
So I was going to venture into the world, but i couldn't find anything to put on it, so I just got some toothpaste and dropped a big glob on there, and prayed - my teen magazines assure me this is a good idea - and I got in the car and went to good old mcdonalds.
I order the meal...like seven times. People are astounded you can actually eat a meal without meat. I get up there and I'm already a star - "are you the girl who ordered no meat? THAT'S WACK!" Then the guy who I give my money to said:
MCDONALDS GUY-- "hey girl, you got some white paint in your hair...and a lot on your cheek."
ME--"hah, nope that's actually just some zit cream, well actually not even zit cream...we were out. That's just some toothpaste."
MCDONALDS GUY--"haha oh my god. That's the coolest thing I've ever heard. You're so fucking tight, you don't even care. You're so fucking cool. You're my dream girl, oh my god I would love to take you out on a date!"
ME--"hah, yeah man. and this shirt is inside out and about three days dirty."
Maybe I got a date? The mcdonalds guy made me kind of like boys and stuff! I never knew toothpaste on the face could turn a guy on so much. I learn something new everyday.
Does anyone else think its weird when girls say their best friend is their mom?
For some reason it really grosses me out. Oh god especially when they share clothes and stuff, makes me want to vomit. I don't even share drinks with my mom. She's alright and everything, but I'm just not down with that weird teenage/mother best friend bonding thing.
CAN'T TOUCH THIS na na na na.