Apr 26, 2006 22:35
All the cool kids are doing it, so...
1. How does the world see you?
"December" by Collective Soul -- "Turn your head now baby just spit me out"? o_O I'm not so short that I can fit in someone's mouth, honestly...
2. Will I have a happy life?
"Local Bear" by Stripper's Union. That makes no sense, let's try this again.
"Crepuscle with Nellie" by Wynton Marsalis. This one's an instrumental, but it would seem that the answer is no, my life's going to be spent as a bear with crepuscles. (I thought it was spelt corpuscle? Is that a word?)
3. What do my friends really think of me?
"Cut" by the Headstones. I guess I'm mean.
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
"Sikamikanico" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. What? Let's try...
"Explosivo" by Tenacious D. That either means they REALLY like me or people really hate me...?
5. How can I make myself happy?
My music player came up with track 13 of the We <3 Katamari soundtrack, the one that's all animal sounds. XD So I should get more pets. And livestock.
6. What should I do with my life?
"Swallowed in the Sea" by Coldplay. That sounds like a fun career. -_-
7. What is some good advice for me?
"Everything Will Be Alright" by the Killers. Well, if the Killers say it, it must be true!
8. How will I be remembered?
"The Chase", on the Kill Bill 2 soundtrack. Looks like I'm going down in a high speed car crash.
9. What is my signature dancing song?
"Land Ho!" by the Doors. AWESOME, my signature dancing song is about pirates. :D
10. What do I think my current theme song is?
"Superstition" by Stevie Wonder. Not really accurate, let's try...
"Venice Queen" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. That's more like it!
11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Superman's Dead" by Our Lady Peace. Cheerful.
12. What song will play at my funeral?
"You Are Everywhere" by the Tragically Hip. Somewhat suitable, but creepy? "When I sleep on the train, in straight lines and shadows, you're there."
13. What kind of men or women do I like?
"Airbag" by Radiohead. What? XD Let's try...
"Butts Wigglin'" by the Tragically Hip. It's a song about a pharmaceutical company approving a new drug, but hey, the title's accurate. :P
14. What is my day going to be like?
"Smell the Coffee" by Spek. Sounds good!