first of all, go fuck yourself.
second of all, I was walking/driving around boston for 4 hours today for work stuff. i wanted to stab people. but i got to pick up my bridesmaid dress!! so theres pictures of that under the cut AND pictures of a possible new years shirt....fyi i just came back from the gym so cut me some slack
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the dress is cute. so is the shirt. you should wear it on new year's.
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what would you know
you're just a virgin who cant drive.
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p.s. are you hiding your gorilla arms behind you cos that shirt is a petite?! :) and yes i did just look to see if they were dragging on the floor.
youre my favorite person to shop with. someday i will give you monies to dress me.
p.s.s. or is it p.p.s i dont know... but, i am NOT a petite for future reference, but i am jealous that you are<3
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<3 ashxo
hahahaha and also, it says "please confirm you are a human below" when you try to post anonymous posts. weird. alright im clogging up your comments ahh!
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i'm petite cause i have a short torso, not cause i'm a midget.
"i'm almost your height when i slouch"
thanks for pointing out my long arms....fellow long arm haver!!
so...you've witnessed my uncanny ability to shop until i drop!
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oh the embarassment!
it turns out i was a better dancer than most of them though...i mean, i was in flash dance AND footloose!
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but then upon replying I remembered that replying opens the whole post anyway. And then I remembered that I hate you. Every molecule in your face. And body. And toenails.
Love,
Maintenance Man :-)
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what about my teeth?
i dont have teeth
i had them removed at an early age
cause teeth are for gay people
fairies come to take them away
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