chicome. this is not funny.

[leadsthestars]

[Video: Good afternoon, Barge! There's one pissed-off Goddess staring at you all. She looks like she might have just spent the last hour or so trying to kill someone without success.]

Every time I leave him... [Camera pans and there's a brief glimpse of a sulking Time Lord.] Every time I walk away, I fall to the floor. I am pulled to the floor.

Comments

Private

[thegooddrjones]

Coyo, are you alright?

Private

[leadsthestars]

Is this the flood? We are unable to remove ourselves from imbeciles?

Private

[thegooddrjones]

It looks like it from the journals.

Private

[leadsthestars]

[Insert lots and lots of Nahuatl curses here]

Private

[thegooddrjones]

If ya need me, I'm here, yeah?

Re: Private

[leadsthestars]

[She's shouting this now, sorry, Martha:]

Thank you, but it is not needed. He is small and weak!

Private

[thegooddrjones]

[If Martha had to be stuck with the Master, she'd be shouting too.]

Of course. Well, I'm about if ya need me.

Re: Private

[leadsthestars]

Your offer is appreciated, Martha.

[Spam]

[some_go_mad]

[...He hopes you're whispering at your communicator, cavewoman B|]

[So coming up behind your shoulder to eavesdrop. Whatchu talking about, huh?]

[Spam]

[leadsthestars]

[She's not whispering, and she tries to give him a good elbow from behind for creeping up on her.]

[Spam]

[some_go_mad]

[Dodging! He expected that.]

Mention my amazing physique. [His expression says he's loving irritating you, Xauhqui.]

[Spam]

[leadsthestars]

Your physique is not amazing. And you are pale. Too pale.

[He gets a smug look in return.]

[Spam]

[some_go_mad]

[You're right, Coyolxauhqui. Scrawny Brit alien is scrawny.]

The hair is not my fault.

[He will sulk briefly. And run a hand through his hair.]

[Spam]

[leadsthestars]

[Chuckle chuckle.]

What about the rest of you? Is that your fault?

[Spam]

[some_go_mad]

The rest of me is fantastically good-looking.

[There is preening to go with this statement. Preenpreenpreen. He was on magazine covers when he was running for PM, dontcha know.]

[Spam]

[leadsthestars]

[Big, fantastic, divine eye-roll. From now on, all her responses are in Nahautl.]

You are clearly in love with yourself.