"Let's talk ( Read more... )

Just went to a WWE house show in Ottawa tonight.  Gonna write more and post pics when i'm not so tired, but I had to write this.

Some guy yelled out to big show "Hey, Big Show! Nice Tits"  And Big Shows response?  "Yeah, and I didn't have to pay for them either!"  Then he spent several minutes trying not to laugh but was clearly laughing.  I have ( Read more... )

Raccoons were having it out (and not in the sexy way) at Sean's tonight.  The noise was creeping me the fuck out.

NO MORE SIESTAS!

I want to write a million words from a drunken mouth but when thoughts come to my fingertips nothing flows out on the keyboard but nonsense.

I heard a good joke today that my prof told the class:

So moses comes down from the mountains and says to the people, "well, I've got some good news for you and some bad news."
"The good news is I talked him down to 10, the bad news is Adultery is still in there."

♥s to Zimmerman and her hilarious Jewish jokes.

Things I learned from Ted Leo ( Read more... )

Hobo: When life gives you lemons... you show me how big your penis is! Haha! Bet you didn't know I was going to say that, did ya? Did ya, you cracker faggot?!

my god those quotes are good.

While watching Alias:

Sloane walks out of the building, man comes up behind him.
Man: How's your daughter?  Nadia, is it?  That's a beautiful name.
Me: Damn right it is!

There is a solid chance that I'm going crazy.

"Nervousness is something very personal, and only you, alone,  can fix it."

-Guillaume Bernardi

boredum has consumed me, so i found so good information about ( Chuck Norris )

So, this is the New Year ( Read more... )