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If there's one good thing about working in mall city, it's meeting rappers. Lil' Boosie came into the store today. Naturally, I am taller than him. I made sure to sing this song as I was cleaning counters near him:
My co-worker Lindsay didn't even know who he was. I told her she needed to represent her hometown and brush up on her knowledge of local gangsta rappers. "But I'm from Panema." I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU'RE FROM. YOU CAN'T LIVE RATCHET IN JIGG CITY AND NOT KNOW WHO LIL BOOSIE IS. BLASPHEMER! THIS FUCKER RAPS ABOUT NINJA TURTLES. THAT SHIT IS REAL.
Click to viewMy co-worker Lindsay didn't even know who he was. I told her she needed to represent her hometown and brush up on her knowledge of local gangsta rappers. "But I'm from Panema." I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU'RE FROM. YOU CAN'T LIVE RATCHET IN JIGG CITY AND NOT KNOW WHO LIL BOOSIE IS. BLASPHEMER! THIS FUCKER RAPS ABOUT NINJA TURTLES. THAT SHIT IS REAL.