So, like, some respectable medical chap's gonna get a facefull of unexpected butt porn.
Anyways, so, like, I had no electronics on me and ended up scribblin' my porn on some good old fashioned paper (I know right, archaic stuff, that.) and stuffed the lot into a histology atlas I borrowed from my library. As you do. Seriously, in my sleep deprived state, it all made perfect sense. Mmkay, so if I stuff m'porn into this here book and sleep on top of it, there's no way in hell anyone's gonna read it! Mmmkay, nap time! Fell asleep, woke up, was groggy, returned the book and did some study. Afterwards, I'd realised what I'd done so I went back to retrieve all my porn, only to find that the book had been already been taken out. So, like... yeah. No medical studies for you, son. You're gonna get some KIRK/SPOCK BUTTSEX studies.
I find this kind of really freakin' hilarious because I can picture this totally normal, heterosexual guy grabbing the book, expecting to study microscope slides of livers 'n glands 'n shit, book falls open to where a wad of paper's been unceremoniously stuffed in, they pick it up, unfold it and read it because reading mysterious wads of paper is an evolutionary reflex. The next thing they know, their brain's exploded because they've just read at least ten pages of hand-written Star Trek buttsex (best kind!) where Spock ends up shooting loads of jizz all over Kirk's glasses and Kirk's all "Oh, fuck yeah, Spock, c'mon, give it to me." I mean, what would they be thinking in that moment?! Who wrote this?! Why did they write this?! WHY HAVE THEY USED THE WORD "COCK" SO MANY TIMES?! I CAN NOT UNSEE THIS!!!
Heh. Yeah. Life's a never ending party when you're with me, bb! (You can probably tell I've recently discovered/been sucked into ontd_startrek. See my macros for clarification.) In this moment, I'm painfully thankful for the anonymous library system. I really am. Otherwise people might find out I'm really a TRULY SICK PERVERT. <3